Around my house it’s often called The Marinara Trench - named after my boyfriend misheard me say Mariana Trench and gleefully deployed ever since.

A friend of mine dubbed it Murder Pants and it has been that and pretty much only that ever since. Even my boyfriend uses that terminology now as in, “Is the murder happening this week or next?”

I tell my husband, “Guess what? I’m not pregnant.” Which is extra-funny, at least to me, because he has a vasectomy.

“I have grapes.”

This morning you woke up in a bed. It was not your bed even though it looked like, and felt like your bed. There was something wrong about it-Ugly about the bed that made you certain it was not yours. And yet. It must be.

This was a super awesome thing that happened, I grew up in Australia and the school dress code was intense and there really wasn’t any trousers for girls (we were allowed to wear shorts for sport, obviously). BUT, behind this positive news story there’s a really big thing happening right now, our former government…

Tony Abbott is worse than koala chlamydia.

Stick a finger in him. He’s done.

It’s going to eventually become a trend, I know it.

A young woman sits on her toilet, scrolling through her phone reading various articles. Her old high school tennis sweatpants laying at her ankles on the floor while her two-toned hair sits messily on top of her head in a bun. JANE, wondering if she should go to the gym or stay in tonite, continues to play on her…

Not really getting where the hate for Gervais is coming from. To me he remains a great example of the comedian who always punches up and never punches down.

Saw faith no more and babes in toyland in 199something. Rocking show.

Yes to the special snowflake status but you live in a special utopian world that I’ve yet to join where it’s a easy for male, hell, a young black male at that, to wear a dress & feminine clothes just because he feels like it. Of course, his status & wealth insulate Jaden Smith from the backlash he might receive if he…

I posted a couple saturday’s ago about wanting/needing a new car, and that I was worried because we are saving for a house, and that I wasn’t sure which one I wanted.

As a Brit, no no no no, yes, that’s what she’s best known for. Vicar of Dibley is a big deal and a classic show in the UK. French and Saunders isn’t on TV half as much.

Australia? They’re almost entirely banned here, I think only two states haven’t banned them operating commercially, and there aren’t any in one of those states, while the other is planning to ban them. Which is good.

I live in one of the world’s skin cancer capitals, and in my state solariums have been banned completely. No great loss.

But you still needed him to get you pregnant.