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Yeah, I’m good with my Dadrock. Wilco and Foo Fighters put out an album and EP respectively that were both great.

Best documentary of a typical Australian road trip ever.

Bogan With The Wind

I live, I die. I LIVE AGAIN!

100% more snake hips

and 50% more of snake hips

My favorite part is when James Urbaniak (voice actor of Dr. Venture from the amazing Venture Brothers, a man with 8 times the following as the delightful reviewer) got in the action. *swoon*

I also imagined the tip of his nose and chin looking wistful as he stares down at his crotch, like A few more days of yoga and I will reach you. Wait for me, darling.

I HAD A CHILD CUT OUT OF MY STOMACH. Fucking tell me about blood and brutality motherfucker.

“The Revenant” “Mild Criticism” is an unflinchingly brutal, you-are-there, raw-element immersion like something you’ve never frequently seen. Forget women tone-deaf male journalists seeing this.

So based on his reaction, I’m going to assume that men can’t handle being criticized for the stupid shit that they write and overreact in ways that include comparing said criticism to fascist dictatorships and various forms of brutality towards various animals.

My period every month is an unflinchingly brutal, you-are-there, raw-element immersion like something you’ve never seen. The Revenant will be child’s play, sir.

It’s so stressful alternating between being helpless and terrfied to a literal beast who disembowels men. SIGH!

I keep thinking of everyone who doesn't have an iPhone thinking that Usher is working hard on being able to fellate himself and I can't stop laughing.

Dude, his parents are probably refugees that moved here after the war and probably lived in a very insular community, they may not have even realised. The Vietnamese community went through a lot after they moved here and were given a pass considering all the PTSD the kids came here with. Were pretty used to the

I am really annoyed that I’ve been hearing about this for days and can’t view it outside the States. Does anyone know where I can see it?

Two weeks ago I posted about my boyfriend demanding I have an abortion (after he told me to go off the pill because he wanted children). I went through with the abortion, mostly because I didn’t want to lose him. I didn’t really want to get rid of my baby, but I couldn’t imagine life without him. Everyone told me he

My mother once told me that I had been the ugliest baby she had ever seen. Then she paused a bit and went ‘You look fine now though’.

omg newborn babies are disgusting.

I’m more offended for her in that her husband stated she is as beautiful as a newborn. Do not compare mothers to shell-less turtle, alienoids.