I give a shit about the pee tape. As amusing as we find the ridiculous salaciousness of it, it’s important. If Trump was too stupid to realize the Russians would be making a record of this, what else do they have on him? Quite a lot, I imagine. His frantic NO COLLUSION NO COLLUSION tweets would indicate that he’s…

Oliver North is a literal traitor that should have been hanged 30 years ago.

I’ve given up trying to argue with gun lovers. It always gets to the point of “Oh yeah?!?! I’ll shoot anyone trying to take my gun” when talking about people shooting each other with guns.

/raises hand sheepishly/

I....I still care about the pee tape...

On the much brighter side, we needed a show where Obama and Biden solve mysteries :)

Am I the only asshole that still cries from time to time watching her?

Weird, because it isn’t like Trump to obscure facts or display a lack of nuance in arguments. Must be an off day.

that started with souped-up cars made for evading the police

Ironic considering the cars end up doing left turns.

Of course they stand, they can’t contain their excitement of watching the most exciting form of traffic.

Bull. Shit. I’ve been to plenty of races. Do people stand? Sure. Are there a shitload of other people wandering by the snack stands and merchandise trailers oblivious to the fact that the anthem is playing? Hell yeah there are. To act as if a NASCAR event is any more patriotic than football, baseball, etc. is a farce.

Hmm, where’d Don stand when military service came calling?

Nothing says American pride like an event with Confederate flags everywhere.

The only way for them to justify their horrible ideology is to wallow in their perceived victimhood.

They’re idiots?

Now if there was a way to force certain people to read this. There’s a couple people that at this point, I take their yes as a 30% chance they will show up.

As an alternative, end all conversations from your mid 30's on with “We should get together soon, it’s been too long!” Repeat every 2-4 months until one of you dies.

Canceling as early as possible in my opinion is the most important tip.

Vein maybe, but definitely not shellfish.

Cosmetic purposes? Are you saying those who scrape out the poo tract are... ahem... vein?