No, it will make Watergate look like an ingenious feat of planning by criminal masterminds.

How has this man lived this long? His work habits suck, he’s lost money with every business endevour he’s ever attempted. He’s going to wing it? Good god, I expect him so I expect to hear that he’s agreed to given Kim the deed to California.

Hey Disney! Can you just give us whatever you’ve got finished for Avengers 4 please? May 2019 doesn’t feel like a certainty at this time.

Travolta says rise of TV isn’t “good for us who have established ourselves in human drama on the big screen, because they’re not as sought after, those dramas....GOTTI, we’re looking at a throwback kind of movie that I became famous on.”

When negotiating on possible nuclear attacks and millions dead, it’s best to play it loosey-goosey.

I mean what could go wrong? *Looks at Israel* oh...right.

Did you honestly think it would go any other way?

He’s basically making the entire executive branch figure out how to do its job while the boss is on vacation. It works ok for a while but eventually there is going to be some kind of external crisis (which, holy shit, this garbage fire has been happening for so long and nothing really bad has forced them to try to…

But that’s cuz you can read. We currently have a mostly illiterate person running the country.

Seeing as how North Korea is already looking for ways to not have this meeting, I’m actually not all that worried about Trump not putting in any work. Since this was all a dog and pony show anyway, the only way Trump could possibly fuck it up would be to cave to all of Kim Jong-un’s demands and... Oh shit, that’s…

I mean, I don’t think I should be president in general, but I fully believe I would do a better job at president than him. For one thing, I’d read the goddamn daily briefing.

The thing with Obama was that he only made it look easy. But I actually think it would be pretty goddamn easy to do the job Trump is doing.

Maybe not, but she’s 100% correct to do so, and that’s a really good idea. I can’t even imagine what it’s like to be a woman. I’d double check everything. They get killed out there.

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

And not a single book in the Bible was written by the author it’s credited to, not a one. Endless contradictions? The many books contradict on another constantly. There is absolutely nothing original to Christianity. It’s all taken form earlier religions, all of it, and repackaged as the word of God. Even Jesus being…

For some reason the phrase “giant luminous appendage” makes me think of Trump’s head. Something that I would gladly never see again

No competent television producer would allow anyone to appear while wearing that giant luminous appendage.

The man thinks Hell is real, that’s reason enough to have him considered an idiot and a heretic. Hell is not in the Bible, it was created for a satire play and the Catholic Church adopted the concept to try and scare people. Even in it’s original form, in the satire the Divine Comedy, Hell wasn’t ruled over by Satan,…

How could anyone trust a “scientist” not in a lab coat?

Mitchell: Mark. Can you wear a lab-coat on Monday? We have that huge press conference.