I recently took my dad to see Bob Seger and the Silver Bullet Band and even at 92 years old (or whatever) he still rocked. He should be, like, No. 40 or something.

Darnold: Shh! Listen! I can hear the ghosts now too.

Fire this goober. Tired of self-important idiots who ain’t won jack shit and won't change their ways but feel the need to control everything

Anytime I see Orlovsky telling us what QBs should or shouldn’t do, I can’t help but remember the time HE RAN OUT THE BACK OF HIS OWN GODDAMNED ENDZONE!

Hot take:

Must be visiting BYU

What is going on with the wife situation here? Are the two wives getting together to collaborate on cracker supplies?  Are they road-tripping together?  Will the video be available as a subscription?

I miss Rock and Jock Softball and Basketball

If they want extra time get Andy Reid. 

“You sayin’ there’s a room available?”  - J. Tomsula

He exploited loopholes in the Laws of Nature. Technically, they tortured themselves.

It’s Data trying to mimic a smile

Belichick is an asshole but it's stuff like this that makes him a MAGNIFICENT asshole. 

“Taubman, a former fantasy baseball expert and investment banker...”

Twitter’s ready, big ideas, thoughts are heavy,
His mind’s expanded already, mom’s spaghetti
There’s spaghetti, lots of spaghetti, spaghetti unsteady,
Spaghetti spaghetti spaghetti Kyle Kuzma spaghetti

1. There should be more hurricanes.

So good.

ABC brings back the hit show Dinosaurs

Keep awful, outrageous ideas to yourself?

Addams Family Values

Addams Family Values