Necrophiliac Paul Maidment has had this cross-posted to his corpse de jour. Paul Maidment has spent all weekend filling it with his evil essence, pulling from all over the G/o network, relabelling AP vids, reposting old freelance work and changing the date stamps.

Now this is the sticky sports content I’ve been waiting for! Wait, they said “stick *to* sports”? Well, this seems like sticking it to sports as well, so I guess it works.

“Baseballl players have the most incredible butts—high, round, too big for most pants—which sit on top of their thicc-ass thighs like a beautiful Thanksgiving turkey or a honey-baked ham.”

Jezspin forever

This is the fucking worst. They’re doing it. They’re killing Deadspin.

Is this a fucking joke?

Petchesky was just canned, unbelievable.

Can you let me know when you will be returning to sports coverage so I can go back to checking in once or twice per day? I have a lot to do today at work and all of these posts about non-sports topics are distracting because I Must Read Every Single One of Them. Whereas with the sports stuff I really only care if its…

This leads us to one question....is Joe Flacco an elite backup quarterback?

I was thinking this the whole time he was talking. Take a couple quick shots, maybe sideline routes? You’re not going for the TD, you’re going for a few positive yards to set up the chip shot. It is true that Trubisky sucks, but an incomplete doesn’t get you into clock trouble.

Have you met the quarterback?

I’m willing to forgive him because I imagine he was utterly stunned that it was a completion. The instant Rodgers threw it I was convinced he was throwing it away to avoid a sack, and even when Williams dove for it I assumed he landed well out of bounds. I suspect I was just one of many on both counts.

Oh thank gods. It’s pushing 11:00 am Monday on the East Coast, and there was only one post. Ever since Splinter got abruptly taken out behind the barn, I get nervous about longs gaps like that.

Crowd seeing veterans: Yaaaay!
Crowd seeing Trump: Boooo-
Producer: “Cut back to the fucking vets!”
Crowd seeing veterans: -ooo... Yaaaay!

God, I hope that "lock him up" chant burned its way into his insecure little facsimile of a soul and we get a torrent of rage tweets about it tomorrow. HOOK IT TO MY VEINS!

This is like Remembering A Guy in real time

Famously short...for an NBA MVP. Allen Iverson is regular people tall at 6ft.

Muggsy Bogues was in Space Jam, Allen Iverson was not, it’s not rocket surgery...

“How one might be familiar with Muggsy Bogues and not Allen Iverson is a feat of the mind I’ll never understand.”

[buzzers in]