they should probably start the layoffs with their fucking HR department, because they sound hideous. 

FYI Lauren, Edmonton is on MT so games are usually on at 9pm in NY. It was only on at 10pm last night because there’s an official mandate that Leafs games come first which pushes the rest of Canada back. It’s in the Charter of Rights and Freedoms.

How dare you insult Minshew 

“Edmonton is the top attraction in the Pacific”

Hey everyone, this guy figured out that the owner of the Jacksonville Jaguars lacks an understanding of how an NFL team operates!

This sucks so bad. SI was a huge part of my childhood, I subscribed to the magazine up until like 2010 and I would even read the website pretty regularly before they switched to the completely unreadable except on a tablet format a while back.

“...they fear that one of the groups (“Thanos-like”) will be given pink slips, with the other told it is safe.”

Whoever animated this deserves a fucking award. No single image has ever captured the uncomfortable horror of seeing someone nude in the hot tub like this picture. You can FEEL the sanity breaking inside this man.

If (big if) some of the young blue line talent develops they could be something interesting.

If you watched Hjalmarsson “skate” in Arizona last season, you wouldn’t be so quick to call Murphy the lesser, because Hjammer can’t be so quick to pretty much anything anymore.

Denver McNuggets. Easiest branding ever.

I 86 at least two bros per week from my bar that look exactly like that. He will have a rum and coke and a shot of fireball and tip $1.

Something about his shape and the color of the uniform makes the the Western Union logo look like the McDonald’s arches when you scroll through quickly.
I’m also now convinced that in a better timeline McDonald’s sponsors the Nuggets. 

He looks like every apprentice Plumber I’ve ever seen my main guy bring around on jobs to yell at in Polish.

Now apologize to Drew for being so butt when he can’t drink to numb the pain

Kirk Cousins
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Being So Butt.
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That’s So Raven.
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Raven Butt.
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Trent Dilfer.

Jimmysteve. Jimmysteve is the only correct answer.

“His name is Jock Strap King” and “He’s stronger than you think.”

I checked all the porn this weekend, did not see him.

I look forward to building a relationship this season, I as the expert and you as the eager “student” of my expertise.