Imagine Andy Reid strutting around the sidelines looking like this:

Most of those are people knowing the other team with the same name - like if they type “panthers,” into Sporcle, they’ll get both the Carolina one (which they likely meant) AND the Florida one (which I honestly didn’t know existed until I saw that screencap). Same for the multiple Cardinals, Kings, etc.

I suspect the “thief” was just a member of the building cleaning staff who unknowingly moved the chair to a different room.

Ok, I’m calling shenanigans on the “naming teams” list.

Which sort of defeats the purpose? The fun of an office beer is drinking beer, in an office, a place where you generally don’t.

I was never any good at athletics. But I was active Army from age 17 to 21. Spending your formative years in a situation where there are meaningful consequences for tardiness both puts you ahead of your peers and makes their behavior completely unrelatable.

Never made it to the NFL, but I played 5 seasons in college for a Pac-12 school. I feel you on the “trying to assimilate” front. For years after graduation I would get anxiety at work if I happened to be one of the only people in the common room of the office. My mind would immediately assume I was missing a meeting…

C’mon, complaining about millennials, your better then that.

It’s a rare talent that can turn writing into a contact sport.

I went to a golf tournament a few years back and every hole I saw Adam Scott girls were yelling, “you’re so sexy” “I love you Adam” etc. It must be pretty amazing and weird to go through life with women throwing themselves at you like that all the time. Like while you’re working. Imagine making, say, a PowerPoint and…

Wow. Rockets had their audit report ready to go tonight. Really efficient of them.

If that first fact is relevant, let it be known that the Buffalo Bills finished Top 2 in football playing in 1991-1994 and deserved the Lombardi trophy.

Newt Gingrich cosplayer

LOL. North Carolina would never pass a law like this.

That’s what the naysayers said about the Missouri Compromise!

New Jersey has received an immediate boost to its blue line for a relatively small cost and, if nothing else, will at least be a more interesting team than they were this past season have ever been.

The Devil went down to Nashville and robbed them blind.

NHL: “We’d like to invite you out to an awards show where you’ve been nominated to win an award because of your brave stance on coming forward about your mental illness, addictive personality, and alcohol abuse.”

If Kenan Thompson was actually Steve Harvey then I would like Steve Harvey