too much*

Its the one you eat with the gabbagool.

BUT WHERE ARE THE EGG CUPS

Sheep Hunters are Romantics, who love high places and solitude. To them the wild ram embodies the mystery and magic of the mountains, the rocky canyons, the snowy peaks, the fragrant alpine meadows, the gray slide rock, the icy dancing rills fed by snowbank and glacier, the sweet clean air of the high places, and the…

There’s something that is deeply sad and relatable about how badly he craves for his father to just acknowledge him, tell him that he’s done a good job, that he’s proud of him.  Everything he posts is such an obvious attempt to look like he’s more manly and important, but is so clearly done in the hopes that Donald…

My mother had to abort what would have been my baby sister for similar reasons. She had severely deformed internal organs, and a large cyst that destroyed most of her brain. Carrying her to term would have been unspeakably cruel for everyone involved. My parents’ dream of adding a sweet little girl alongside their…

To suggest women get these abortions frivolously is just stupidity. It’s like saying that some people get root canals for shits and giggles.

I had an abortion at 15 weeks to remove my already dead fetus. Although it was simple and quick the process, quite frankly, sucked. It hurt, I felt sick and sore for a couple of days afterwards.

I was going to ask for her number getting ripped and eating pizza is one of my favorite pastimes. 

Unless it’s a sports bar, then no. Aside from the distraction, you’ll have it on the “right” game.

I think the mythology of Bundy as supposedly “charming” or “clever” is kind of baked into the bread. You can’t really tell the story in the context of the era without dealing with the ways he subverted people’s in retrospect absurd expectations—and how it was that and not the cold brutality of his crimes that created…

The issue is that in Midwest cities like Chicago and Minneapolis is that they have to account for temperatures in the summer as well when they build things and pick materials. There aren’t many places where you can see -30F real temp. in the winter and 110F in the summer. Steel contracts when cold and they probably…

I expect the Russians would have similar sorts of trouble in high heat. An average Siberian summer day is in the 60-70F range. Chicago routinely gets 90F+ midsummer days.

In Siberia, kerosene road burns you!

“Players were talking amongst each other but everybody was like: ‘I’m not going to that.’”

Good god Francis, wtf are you doing??

Joining the new Gawker should be viewed as the media equivalent of crossing a picket line.

“NEWGAWKER” as if it’s going to be some incarnation of the New Yorker? Um.

I’m holding out for “Mirror Fight 2: Hospitalized Drewgaloo”

If it turns out that Drew got hit by a car, that would really make all of the “Shit Ranked!” article and comments pretty ironic.