Would much rather learn more on how she worked her way up from waitress to CEO than another will he or won’t he comeback on Louis CK.

Thank you, Wende.

not until she's 16

I mean he’s not wrong.....

Why is ‘Californian’ classified as an -ian instead of an -an? The ‘i’ is already baked in.

I came to the realization that Randy holds it down throughout the movie. When Ralphie is beating up Farkus, he runs over, assesses the situation, recovers Ralphie’s glasses, then goes and gets reinforcements. He also hides and cries when he thinks the Dad is going to kill Ralphie, knowing people will come looking for…

The Old Man's Battle With The Furnace is higher for me, if for no other reason than his gibberish has been heard in our house a zillion times as substitute swear words.

While the decorder ring was the only thing that could take Ralphie away from “The soft glow of electric sex illuminating the neighborhood”.

The Cardi B/Offset drama is about as scripted as an episode of Real Housewives. Can we just ignore them for a bit? Please?

No dick is irreplaceable, Cardi!!!

My takeaway from this blog is that people call you “Bert”.

Elf on the Shelf is a disease. Teach your kids to be good for the sake of being good, don’t raise little shits that are only good when they’re being watched.

I also get the “doth protest too much” feeling that this relationship is fake, but not because she tricked him! I assumed he needed a beard.

The excerpts I’ve seen, especially the Nick-on-horseback one, gave me the general impression that Mariah Smith is desperately hurt that Nick married someone other than herself.

I mean whether this relationship is real or not, it’s absurd to think that Priyanka is the one who *needs* Nick to become more famous. She’s a big fucking deal in India. And when I mean big I mean BIIIG. I mean the goddamn Prime Minister of the country attended her reception. And you best believe he didn’t do because…

Good god. What a clueless take! I can’t believe this was published! My deepest foray into Bollywood is the perfect Bride and Prejudice with the world’s other most beautiful woman Aishwarya Rai, and even I know Priyanka Chopra is the catch in that relationship, NOT Nick Jonas.

To be fair, that’s an Australian cow. It’s size is greatly exaggerated by the Mercator projection.

Computer: enhance.

Six foot four and full of gristle