I don’t think we need to worry about Vikings fans thinking too much.

My dad “accidentally” uses the accent of the culture whose food we are eating at a restaurant. Indian, Mexican, Vietnamese. And that’s less embarrassing than this loss.

“We’ll see,” Koetter said. “Let’s see what the injury report comes back.

The best part of that tweet is picturing Phillip reading it, suddenly getting nervous, and screaming at his wife “Ovulate! Ovulate! God fucking damn it!”

“I demand a recount.”

--Antonio Cromartie

Or he could start Jameis and let Khalil Mack and the Bears defense solve the problem for him. 

Fun fact! Passer rating isn’t the only QB stat in which Fitz ranks second in the league.

This is pretty much what it comes down to. I mean, I live in Lincoln, and it’s an okay town. But if I was a stud college athlete with no connection to Nebraska? I wouldn’t be coming here to play, regardless of race.

GOOOOOOOOOOO BIIIIIIIIIIIG ah fuck it. It’s not even amusing anymore. It’s sad. Frost needs at least 3 seasons to build a decent program, and everyone in the state knows the boosters and athletic director will never give it to him. He’ll be gone after next season, and the Husker football program will continue its…

And you didn’t even mention Wendy’s

That is just disrespectful to Troy, and I simply will not tolerate any Sun Belt hate in this comments section.

I know that eventually it will all come crashing down like a battering ram into my genitals, but it sure is fun now.

As a Chief’s fan I’m super excited at the very real prospect of Mahomes putting up 40+ points per game.

As a die hard Chiefs fan I hate you and respect that comment

Mahomes has a good shot to get the Chiefs back to the AFCCG so they can lose due to Andy Reid’s shitty clock management skills

During the first half, I kept thinking that Mahomes and the Chiefs offense is like a cheat code in a NFL game. During the second half I concluded that it was okay as the Chiefs defense is a cheat code for the opposing team, so it balances out.

Mayfield received a lot of criticism coming out of college for being arrogant and short.

So he didn’t want to play anywhere else, including Detroit.

They wouldn’t let him have jersey number 69, so he refused to go.

At the moment I have nine separate desktops with 39 tabs open across three screens, including this one. I close things when a project is over, but roughly 20 of them have been open for more than a year.