Way to fuck up the Browns draft position, Mayfield.

What a shit show 2018 is, and I know the Browns winning one game isn’t much, but I dig it, and it made me happy, and that’s what we want from sports.

“Honey, please tell me you aren’t going out of the house dressed like that!”

Jersey tucked into pants will never not be funny. 

It’s Jets-Browns on Thursday night. Shitty football was a given.

So fuck you.

I bet sex in Buffalo only happens on folding tables.

Is this really the world we want to live in, where we scour through people’s social media posts to find something questionable they said TWO DAYS AGO to destroy their careers?  Honestly, who even cares what a school superintendent said when he was only 53 years and 263 days old?  How do you know he isn’t a completely…

Let’s start the countdown until he’s allowed to resign instead of being thrown out on his ass.

Good thing this guy isn’t in a position to influence young children! 

That GIF! It’s a twelve yard completion for -5 yards. That’s incredible.

• Sam Bradford completed 17 passes for a grand total of 90 yards.

Personally, speaking as a Bears fan, I don’t really know what I’d do with myself if they had a world beating defense AND a good offense. I think I feel most comfortable when the defense is killing people and the offense is a roller coaster. Fucking Stockholm Syndrome

“Who?... Oh! You mean Trubinski!” - Bears fans

I can’t even muster a bad pun.  She had such a bright future on and off the course and she won’t get to do any of it—we live in a shitty world. 

This is really going to complicate his supreme court confirmation hearing in 2052.

Let me guess: the fucking Patriots are going to get him for a song.

“It seems wild that a team coming off its first playoff appearance in 14 years could be teetering on the brink of an internal collapse,”

If I know anything about Dak, he won’t throw to Tavon again until Week 8.