It’s basically the first solids you get in the cheese making process, so very soft and very fresh. They are delicious. 

“Their biggest city is more segregated than Apartheid-era Cape Town” might seem like hyperbole but my god is it true -

the sales manager hands them a price and says “This is the best we can do,” they are probably not lying.

My favorite car-buying myth:

Haven’t Florida public schools suffered enough this year?

To the guy who threw his phone down the stairs, I have two comments

Damn, Stockholm Syndrome really is a thing.

The Patriots went 18-1, Sully. Don’t forget that 1.

We’re celebrating the 20th anniversary of WYTS next year, and you’re just NOW bringing this up?

Drew, I’m having a bit of conceptual trouble with this series. If . . .

Any time an athlete says he “tripped over the dog,” I have always assumed he was actually doing something prohibited by his contract like riding a dirt bike or skydiving.

Thank you so much for this. I still have no idea what kind of fucking noise “tsz” is supposed to sound like. Also I’ve been changing the brown hats to yellow hats when I read it forever, and the one time I read it as written, my daughter was quick to correct me. “Those are yellow, Daddy!”

Mark Davis looks like he is desperately clinging to The Precious.

So, uh, what’s to stop the Lions from trying to come after him for all that money that they almost certainly would have decided not to pay him at the time, had he told them the truth?

Cats are always trying to pin it on the dog.

Go ahead and try. The joke’s on you guys, we didn’t even make the playoffs last year.

Change the 2nd ‘R’ to a ‘D’ and you can wear it forever.

Or that his brother is, inexplicably, a Patriots fan. Bandwagoning family members are the worst.  Like the chucklefucks in the Worst NFL Family commercial.

I enjoyed this very much.

“Our “rivalry” with the Packers is basically just us saying “Packers suck!” while their fans laugh in our faces as Aaron Rodgers drops 42 points on us.”