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...TPIR’s Showcase Showdown...

The thing that sets the airport bar apart from the hotel bar is that it’s the only place where you can drink at literally any time of day with absolutely no judgement (other than maybe Vegas). I can order three beers each with a shot on the side at 7 a.m. with my scrambled eggs and nobody bats an eye because they

No mention of the Aggro Crag OR Legends of the Hidden Temple?!?!?!  Get bent buddy.

Ah Jeez! Put up a trigger warning will ya? That’s fucking disgusting.

You got a pet. You got a responsibility. If your dog is lost, you don’t look for an hour then call it quits; you get your ass out there and you find that fucking dog!

In case Tom Brady ever needed an organ donor. 

This story is so, so sad to me.

me seeing the Magary Darnold similarity for the first time

Todd Bowles winning 5 games with that roster is the most impressive coaching accomplishment in team history

She did a good job following that laser pointer.

As a Jets fan, I’m often asked what team I hate the most. Is it the Patriots? The Dolphins? The Giants?

I just got hammered somewhere and woke up on Saturday with a raging hangover. The eleventh of August 2016 was a Thursday.”

Man this is actually a really good take I hadn’t thought of

Yikes...if this pisses you off, how pissed are you that Ray Lewis and Marvin Harrison are next to Lombardi and Walter Peyton?

This and the fact that TO was unapologetic about the fact that he was great. I think Sportswriters like to be the ones to anoint greatness but TO wasn’t kowtowing to their BS. Glad he’s in the Hall, glad he didn’t attend their stupid ceremonies, and glad he showed up the Hall and the Sportswriters for the hypocrites

Jerry Rice would like a word. 

The greatest “knock” against Owens’ character is that he played most of his career before social media.

Points deducted for not passing out buckets of popcorn to those assembled.

[Colts hang up “2018 WYTS Finalist” banner in Lucas Oil Stadium]