I almost want to punch this guy. I read this the way shitbirds fans must read Magary’s articles

Only like the 7th weirdest comment in this whole piece.

“... especially in the relatively weak National League”

aqua teen hunger force.

The Browns will place Gordon on the non-football injury list,

Knowing Gordon, he’s just keeping us all in suspensions.

Future headlines:

My 2 yo daughter got that last week.  I always thought she could pitch for the Mets, but now I’m sure of it.

I think Josh Hader has a bad case of foot in mouth disease as well.

I gave him a star, but really only because it makes you angry.

Most Brewers’ game attendees are from nearby Waukesha County. A hyper conservative, nearly all white, exurban dump also referred to as Walkersha County for it’s endless support of Scott Walker.

Probably Brewers fans were just drunk

Uh oh! Wait until Trump hears about this. “Coward Goodell has said that players can now kneel during the anthem! Sad! How dare the NFL dishonor our vets and flag! Ratings will go into the tank.”

Pictured:  Back problems, brain problems.

The only thing that works harder than Tom Brady in the offseason is her top. 

Garoppolo is 26. Mia is 41. Wonder which scene young Jimmy stumbled upon back in the day...

Damn, what a loss. Great video by the Olympics on his story.

You were fucked from the start. The best way to do a 12-hour driving day with small kids is to start at, or shortly after their bedtime. At a minimum, start at some ridiculous time like 3am, so there’s a chance they’ll sleep in the dark.

This story has further cemented my decision that 1 kid is enough.