For the record, this tweet was identified as a Photoshop fake by @OldTakesExposed.

Dude....chill.

Harper will now proceed to hit 3 home runs the rest of the year.

Schwarber making the finals on last-second heroics then losing in the finals to the hometown hero on a walkoff in bonus time was just too good. This format rules.

This was a dope ass home run derby but Harper had such an advantage always going second.  Some great monster dongs.

I think it’s great! I’m glad the refs didn’t take issue with a young All-Star getting his game on and get him fed to the rules when he hit the ground running. Yes, he’s looking kinda dumb with his finger and his thumb in the shape of an L on his forehead. But the years start coming and they don’t stop coming, so it…

I can’t wait for Fortnite to go away.

I have a ton of respect to the way Croatia lost. Even when time was dwindling away and they were two goals behind, they never really started to play dirty or let that frustation get over. And after the game was over, despite the disappointment being evident, they were still utterly respectful to the French team. Even…

Own goal, badass strikes, hand ball PKs, and now randos storming the field. This game has literally everything.

Pizza Hut. Am I doing it right? 

“Better Ingredients. Better Pizza. I once saw a black dude getting dragged behind a truck, man.” 

Nice, something you could put on your tombstone.

Gotta give him credit though, he destroyed his legacy in under 30 minutes.

+ Uno

And as with any day that involves Papa Johns, the following morning is always worse.

The pizza dominoes quickly started to fall:

“Inarguably inferior Croatia side”?? What??? This is a team that survived two straight penalty shootouts before this game, destroyed Argentina like a college football team destroys a high school freshmen team, kicked the hosts of this World Cup out of the tournament, has an amazing amount of experience in…

Finally, someone managed a complete and total Brexit. 

Neither can kick a football when it matters.