any chance he also managed to take the kind of equipment that doesn’t already float?

Well in fairness, Kelly and Miller can’t really go out in the sunlight safely, on account of them being vampires who feast on the blood of young children.....speaking of which, that’s probably why they’re taking the children away. They require lots of blood sacrifices

The irony of her dining at a “Mexican” restaurant is mind-blowing.

She honestly went to a Mexican restaurant? That’s...a choice.

With Mike Hoffman’s trade to the Panthers, Monika Caryk finally has the opportunity to fulfil her destiny as a future “Florida Woman.”

WHY ISN’T “CYBERBULLY FIANCÉ” A LIFETIME ORIGINAL MOVIE YET

If you are a) white, b) male, c) rich, d) named Hunter, e) from rural Georgia, and f) inclined to violently impose your preferences on others, well, things kind of point in a particular direction.

Strickland is a buffoon.

Hazel! I work in a job where I have to deal with a lot of county courthouses and sheriffs here in Illinois and I love that Pope has no bones about admitting they’re a tiny county where all the business probably is out of the back of Bob’s garage on alternate Tuesday’s, like most of Illinois south of Kankakee.

It’s surreal when you look back and see Reali’s been the steward of the show for going on 14 years now. His growth from a professional standpoint of what we see in front of the camera (and I hope among his peers he is well-received and all that) and his growth as a human being behind it through what he’s shared with…

Jesus. I had a daughter that was still born at 36 weeks almost exactly 11 years ago. At the time I was working in the media (not on Reali’s scale, but I covered local news and had a talk show that was fairly well-rated) and the pregnancy impending fatherhood had become part of the regular conversation during our…

That’s an impossible gauntlet of emotions to try to navigate, made all the moreso by having an older child to try to explain all of this to. My heart goes out to Tony Reali and his family. May they find peace and comfort in each other.

Iowa. Boring state, 99 boring counties in boring shapes.

I prefer less counties. Texas probably should have like 200, but the fact that Illinois has 102 drives me crazy. Of course, it you got rid of some of them you would probably lose Pope County which is home to my favorite website. It does not appear to have a website run by the local government but instead it has what…

If you want weird shapes you should lookup the gerrymandered congressional district version.

Yeah, it’s incredibly frustrating! All I can say is vote and especially in all of your local elections. And if you have any friends or relations not on the R side, STRONGLY encourage them to vote too. I don’t go out and look for getting into arguments with a bunch of putzes either, but I will stand my ground when…

So what the fuck is the individual citizen to do? I’ve lived beneath the poverty line most of my goddamn life and I’ve barely enough resources to support my family. I live in AK (a Red state) so I know that my phone call to Murkowski was just a waste and the only thing I’m doing when I argue with my Red neighbors is…

Forget comparing it to Nazi Germany. Compare it to America. The trail of tears. Japanese internment camps. The left wing falls asleep and lets the right wing take over. Deplorable shit happens.

The latest CNN article has Melania’s spokesperson give a hollow denouncement of separating children from their parents. This whole White House makes Nixon look like an honest and competent leader.

DHS Secretary Kirstjen Nielsen: “Can you be more specific?