+1000 Shut it down, we’re done here.

For me, it’s something about the tonic. I can drink it so fast since it’s not sugary. It doesn’t matter what you pair with it, I’ll get drunk.

I had a dog named Nike as a kid. It was way better than that little thing and was an actual girl dog making the goddess name more appropriate.

My husband and I drink whenever Akbar says something crazy and we’re now dead. Our livers are pickled.

Good for her! I don’t regularly follow figure skating, but I really loved her performance at the Olympics. So powerful and beautiful.

Oh, I also love lentil pasta. I like spiralized veggies, but I am always left feeling unsatisfied after them. Lentil pasta helps me feel full and has the most similar texture that I have found.

I absolutely love homemade kale chips. Just toss the kale in olive oil and salt and bake for fifteen minutes at 350. Crunchy goodness.

Agreed, fascinating. Thanks, Nick, for sharing this story.

I don’t even mind delays, but I also have the luxury of living in Chicago and having direct flights almost anywhere. One time almost every flight out of Midway was extremely delayed and I met so many interesting people in the bar that I didn’t even care that I got almost zero sleep that night. I would get nervous if a…

I was so mesmerized by the Russians and Osmond that I found myself not caring how the Americans did.

Exactly what happened with my husband and I when we watched. They’re all fucking!

I did not realize he was actually still employed. What on earth is going on...

One of my friends (who does not ever watch football) was just ripping into Bill and that sweatshirt last night. She sounded like my grandma. “I can’t belieeeeve he is wearing a fucking sweatshirt! To coach a game! Would it kill him to have any sort of reaction to anything?!”

Agreed. No disrespect to Trae, but he didn’t have much to do with the end of that game.

I hate Nickelback as much as the next guy, but there’s something oddly endearing about this complete lack of shame.

I’ve never been to Winnipeg, but whenever I think about it I always think of the episode of The Office where Andy drinks all the Long Islands.

We buy some of my boss’s Blackhawks season tickets every year and he gave up the tickets to us for the Vegas game very willingly at the beginning of the year thinking he didn’t want to watch a blowout. He keeps asking for them back now, the sucker.

I think both he and Peyton are actually pretty funny and good actors and it makes me hate myself but truth is truth.

Is Duke the thing we all hate most? I’m delighted by all the comments.

I won’t lie; I smiled at that part and wished I could have been there.