I’ll concur with most of this. Long live my slacker husband.

I sometimes miss those days.

Agreed. I am baffled.

I rewatched this more times than I care to admit.

It’s just so good.

I hate pickles because I hate cucumbers. But anything I like pickled? Yes, please. Also bloody marys are amazing. 86 olives.

Where is the pickled green beans and asparagus? How can you even have your bloody mary without these things?!

Damn you. +1 though.

I seriously thought my TV was broken at first. Glad I wasn’t the only one who was momentarily confused.

YES to number two. I was “date”(there was no date, but this was someone I knew and mistakenly thought I could trust) raped and it took me at least ten minutes to even speak up after I realized what was going on. (I had been asleep in my bed.)

Also, teeth. I have a four year old and I will never post things about her losing her teeth because it’s gross and I want to unfollow people who do this. I don’t want to see teeth falling out of mouths.

Came to make sure Sequence for Kids was here and I’m pleased. It’s a great game. My four year old loves it and after she goes to bed, my husband and I play the grown up version.

That’s not stupid. It bothers me too and I’m a parent.

This actually never ends. I have one child (by choice) and parents of multiple children are always telling me how easy my life is and I wouldn’t understand and then in the next breath telling me I should have more. I’M GOOD, THANKS.

As a parent, I also agree.

Yeah, none of our parties have ever been dry. My baby shower wasn’t either.

Yeah, I’m pretty sure I have never enjoyed watching him.

Seriously, that took me a minute.

I can’t even live in a town with a paper mill without gagging regularly, forget actually working there. You win.

Is this why it’s too much to ask for Kelce to stop being such a douche? Nobody’s perfect, I guess.