It was so bad that I barely had feelings about it. Like, they were just tremendously outmatched and we are spoiled and not used to seeing it. My boss invited me to a round 2 game and I was pumped about it but after even the first game I was like, holy shit, don’t think that’s happening. I generally never give up on…

Highest joy: my team wins. Second highest joy: Duke loses. Bracket be damned, that is just too good.

Seriously, it took me a minute to understand the analogy because of this.

Every Chicago suburb thinks they’re Chicago. It’s a real sickness.

Sometimes there’s not much security and you can sneak a flask in. Sometimes.

Duane Reade is a Perkins with more stuff. I’m dead.

Oh how I want to be there right now. Hockey sounds=all best sports sounds.

I’m glad someone else had that reaction to this.

O do ya?!

I honestly didn’t know/can’t believe this guy still had a head coaching job afterthe whole Iowa State debacle.

We had sex during the dog show. Pretty weird, but at least we put it on mute?

I’m from Nebraska and that’s how weddings tend to work there too. Usually a fight and always drunk out of your skull. I can’t remember the last time I went to a wedding that didn’t have an open bar.

How was that NOT on purpose? Who believes this stuff?

The math teacher in me is like, reduce your fucking fraction, but the joke part of me is like, yes, go with this.

Was I the only one annoyed with her filming herself? Does no one enjoy things in real life any more? /old person rant

Both are fun, or were in my day. This story is not fun, though.

I take my ketchup (Heinz always) out of the fridge about an hour before I use it. Solves all problems. I worked in enough restaurants to see left out ketchup go bad that I don’t chance it.

Soooooo 17 is already happening. Come on, number one. I know you’re not too far behind. Put us out of our misery.

I now ponder it daily.

Thank you. My thoughts exactly.