My daughter calls me mama, sometimes just Ma, at which my husband usually says, “the meatloaf!” It is what was easiest for her to say. Shrug. I don’t give a shit what people call their parents or spouses. This is trivial bullshit compared to everything else Pence does.

Seriously, this is the best.

Do they still have those little cinnamon raisin things for breakfast? My grandpa used to get us those about 30 years ago, but that’s my only experience.

I got to thinking the other day that it’s similar to the OJ trial. Like, people wanted to see a black man walk, even if he did happen to be guilty. They just wanted to see it be done. And now, people just wanted an outsider who would speak his mind, no matter how crazy. People put all their eggs in the Trump basket…

Kelce (aka Fake Gronk of the Heartland) has always been annoying, but last night he was the worst.

I wish they’d make it illegal. It annoys me so much.

Seriously. Like, will I feel my face melting off or will I just die instantly?

This will be our same problem. It’s a rough life.

Here in Chicago I’m all like, what’s that going to help? Then I realized that in KC maybe it warms back up and the ice melts by game time? I want to know what that’s like. My street is going on day three of cool ice rink status.

Good stuff. Welcome!

This is a harsh reality check.

I kind of wish Burns would have just picked him up and used him as a stick for a minute. I’m still amused, though.

Yep, had no idea until this article either.

I seriously didn’t know Okposo was black until I read this article.

I was talking to someone about this just this morning. I know some of them are embarrassed. It’s easy to walk around talking a big game when things are looking up, but when this kind of stuff goes on, I think most of these more moderate people are like, shit, what did we do?

Yup, he did not leave soon enough to make it before winter hit. Common mistake. Now his party is going to eat him before they then die of dysentery and cholera.

I might want to date him now. He seems very attentive.

Some guys I like, some I want to punch...seems pretty standard.

If you pronounce Laine the way my dad does, this works out.

I thought this was going to be a funny joke, but this is a real article? This is ridiculous. I dislike Trump as much as the next guy, but come on.