Like, are they blind? I did not understand.

Sort of related, but when I hear his name out loud I always think they’re saying Dookie Nacho. Dookie Nacho has a very rational response here. I like that guy.

Thanks for this. I have had a weird soft spot for him since Hard Knocks because he was ridiculous and I couldn’t stop laughing at him. I still tell my daughter all the time that we’re going to have a snack in that voice. I leave out the God damn because she’s three and not at all prepared for a Rex character in her…

Yes! I demand to know why his hawk face was not noted in this article. That nose is something else.

Walk chalk Jayhawk, go KU?

My family was over at the house of some friends of my parents when I was in second grade. Their son kept bragging about how much money he got for his birthday and kept showing it to me. He annoyed me with his bragging and I took it when he wasn’t paying attention and went home with it. I immediately regretted it…

Super Extreme DUI sounds like a joke. Or a sale.

Same. Both the driver and I fell asleep at an intersection for probably 20 minutes. Woke up to honking. The car was in park so apparently we thought we were actually somewhere parking appropriate. Embarrassing.

My three year old daughter saw this during the game and said, “what’s wrong with that bear?!”

Didn’t recognize him without the headband and with the shit eating grin. WTF.

What the actual fuck is wrong with people? This is insane.

I think most people have heard of them as untouchables and not by an actual name.

I thought it was Spanish, honestly. Right there with you.

I actually thought he might have been hit in the head with some projectile. He looked sad and confused live.

Right before they showed these two, they showed a very red faced lady. I was like, Kansas, ladies and gentlemen! (I went to KU so it’s okay to make fun of my own people, right?)

I grew up camping in Wisconsin (proud FIB) and those things still haunt my dreams. One unleashed all of its babies in our canoe and my brother and I refused to ever use it again. Our dad was pissed but seriously, he didn’t see it and will never understand.

My first reaction was that it’s debatable. They’re both awful.

This made me laugh embarrassingly hard.

Obviously, they should have run the ball. (Also because Blount is on my fantasy team.)

I was crying like a baby watching this live until he gave the ball to Ricketts. Good moment ended abruptly.