I was pretty stressed out and drunk during the game when I first stumbled upon this and was convinced the world would really end after it. I also thought it was a fake tweet, but I was still convinced. Fucking whiskey.

It made me cry real tears.

His eyes are magical. He probably hypnotizes people on accident all the time

That is a nice ass. I’m a little disappointed in myself for not noticing before.

My husband and I always make jokes about what they’re talking about (example: “come on, just throw a strike and I’ll take you out for beers later, you don’t even have to pay) and even we were screaming at the TV to just throw the damn ball already. What more could there be to discuss after one pitch?!

This is honestly the first thought that occurred to me upon reading the headline. Then I got to the story and was like, I’m an idiot.

I don’t like listening to either of you talk. It’s too weird.

Seriously, that was the real killer. They were totally in this game aside from that.

This just never stops amusing me.

Word. I just used my college backpack. It worked well and that way my husband could use it without looking a fool.

You’re so embarrassing, home state.

Agreed completely.

Word. Nebraska fans are nice, but crazy. I am not only in the club, I’m the president.

Came for this, not disappointed.

This is terrifying.

This offended me more than her asking about it, honestly. Not even close.

As a Packers fan, I have to agree. I don’t even understand what I was watching last night. I forgot what it’s like to suck that much.

This is my favorite headline in maybe forever.

I love that egg! The Albany skyline pleases me for some weird hometowny reason.

Holy shit, I can't believe how hard I laughed at that. All the stars.