oh my god i found novelty bendy straws where like the bendy part is like 10x as long as a normal bendy part...they’re fucking awesome and saved me from being on IV fluids when i had the flu (not that there was a real risk...im just saying i was drinking laying down)

So I am very curious about the attracting hummingbirds. Do you do the red dye? Or just the clear sugar water?

I call bullshit on Angie/Brad story. I mean, Brad leave his relationship with a woman everyone loves for an eccentric Oscar winner? That’s unheard of.

Helen was the original Becky with the good hair.

Who the hell even uses miscegenation anymore?

God, I would love to see a crossover movie called Heather Chandler Vs. Regina George! It would be the biggest movie of all time. Please get on that Tina Fey!

I don’t care, I still love this stupid, stupid show. I’d be sad if Callie was gone. She’s one of the few remaining people I love, but her character hasn’t had much to do lately. It does seem like they’re setting her up for a move like Cristina, not a tragic death. They could still leave it open-ended enough for…

Penny is the goddamn worst, except for when she killed Derek.

Seriously, look at that hair. How could we not see it before this.

Yes, this has been surreal. As a Gen-X Rebecca. I am of eastern european descent, so I’m not the blonde stereotype at least. I also punch anyone who calls me Becky

Hey Rebecca! I’m a Gen-Y Rebekah, but I go by Becky because no one can spell my damn name! (Thank you, religious parents who insisted on giving me the King James Bible spelling :/ )

But, for the record, I’ve never gone by Becky. And I’m only half white.

It’s like all these people had brain abortions, and they seem fine with that.

“If we take care of morality,” David Brumbaugh, a Republican Representative in Oklahoma’s House , said during deliberations, “God will take care of the economy.”

SHEIKHS! AYATOLLAHS! IMAMS! JAFAR FROM ALADDIN! PEDOPHILES FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD! THEY WERE ALL INTERESTED IN THIS UNDERAGE GIRL!

Here's a palate cleanser. Everything about this story is the worst.

The paranoia of this sort of thing happening is why I hadn’t taken an heirloom ring in to get cleaned for 2+ years until this weekend. Fortunately, I did NOT go to Kay’s - I went to Ben Bridge, and they were very nice and cleaned it for free. Then they tried to sell me overpriced pearl earrings and then I politely…

“I just don’t think women should have to wear their ring like, ya know, it’s not my job...

Yeah, I think in America, people tend to think of “racial issues” as concerning white people’s racism against black people. And because that’s the kind of racism that tends to get thought about and talked about most (even though it’s still not talked about nearly enough), I think that probably causes some misplaced…