“He tasted offal”- The Homeless

Swoon

Maximum romantic!

Her hair during the Mystic Pizza/Pretty Woman years really did help me not hate my own, very similar hair quite as much.

You are full of wonderful and winning.

Teach me your secrets *.*

Had to read twice to catch that you banged the guitarist and married the drummer. From one band guy-lover to another, I salute you.

Halp me be you

I was just kidding. I am form another country and don’t know Mormons. But somehow in my group of friend it seems the sex pool is always limited to the same 15-20 guys who play together/played together.

This is an excellent story.

Yeah that is very unique, romantic, and you probably got a free band at your wedding.

Please teach me your ways

I assumed it was Jesus. Is it not Jesus?

They let you smoke on temple grounds in 2006? Damn. Back when he worked security at the DC temple (SURRENDER, DOROTHY!) I think my crazy uncle would’ve pulled a gun on you for that. (They actually 86'ed him from the whole temple for that.)

Forgot to add: did a circuit blow because one too many Crock Pots got plugged into it? That’s always the best part.

Was it in the Cultural Hall of their stake center? Were there balloons on the basketball hoops?

Blue Velvet approved.

punk rock roadtrips/fan hookups are ALWAYS romantic

When Ellen talks about how attractive the costars are and he said “and intelligent and talented” I audibly sighed with contentment.

Best.