Blood coming out of her wherever?

I see the “H” from The History Channel

I saw blood, too. It’s because my period is uber late, or I’m a latent serial killer?

It looks like a woman crying to me. Is this like an inkblot test? We’re all gong to see different things?

I even remember when she was a pretty good actress.

Imagine if they did this for rapists!

is wine in the middle of the day a bad thing?

I liked Trophy Wife and was sad when it was cancelled.

I would respect her more if she called it her front butt.

Somewhere higher-ranked than Tulane. That’s why they let me teach at Tulane for two years. My dad is a Tulane alum too, but he’s not an ignorant bigot, thankfully.

The MRAs flipping their shit completely sold me, personally.

UGH ‘Hate the sin not the sinner’ was the go-to phrase of all the upstanding Christian homophobes I went to high school with. A lot of them seemed to sincerely believe that at some point in every gay person’s life they’ll wake up and realize how wrong they were and embrace their new life. As an upstanding Christian…

White people and mayo are that couple from high school that you never really got but you were happy they had each other.

my bf gets really upset watching people abandon their carts in the parking lot. He’s never even worked for a grocery store. I think it offends his sense of morality. I have spent more time than I ever anticipated rolling other peoples misplaced grocery carts back into their corrals thanks to this quirk.

NO YOU FOUND ME OUT.

I agree with so many things said in today’s tweets, but particularly Andy Richter’s. I am stickler about those carts too.

He was headed to Oakland after learning that the rent on his doghouse had been jacked up to $2900/month.

The only thing this March Madness has determined is that we are all antisocial fuckers who love to eat food that requires minimal effort to obtain. So I think we’re all winners here, and I’m so proud of all of us.

“I like to have – I guess you would call them real experiences.”