Some people theorize allergies can be alleviated with helminth therapy!

Namast-heyyyyyy

I’ve seen and really don’t get this argument. My last name has been my last name from birth. Just like it was my father’s last name from birth. Is it more “his” last name than mine because he’s a man? Or because he’s older? It’s not “my father’s name”—it’s a whole bunch of “Keyser’s” (men and women) names. Including…

This! I knew it was going to be BAD as soon as she didn't have an active dancing shot in the opening credits.

I always liked her, she seems very grounded

Tyga and his landlord are not in a great place right now.

Or without a period, as it were

Birth control should be fucking free, period.

Is nobody going to mention that the original gif in this thread is of Michael Jordan?! I don’t even think Ovdanyakad realizes it wasn’t Shaq.

My husband and I would hardly ever argue if one of us was dead.

Oooof, I flew home for a very religious family member’s wedding and realized I had a gram of blow in the party purse I brought for the wedding. Ooops... thank god for lax security on domestic flights. Sis and I obviously did what any reasonable adults would do - all the drugs.

I take sketch comedy very seriously.

I could totally bartend for a living & deal with that schedule very easily. Where I live service workers get paid pretty well. It's hard on your body, tho. I don't know if I could keep up.

But but but...

Mariah Carey — she’s just like me! I’m a total night owl and if I had my druthers I’d be up all night & waking up around 5 pm, too.

Well shoot that’s not fair. My mom and I* were all dressed up walking around Paris one day and we didn’t make any cover :(

Hey, that’s a crapton of money to spend if you’re not getting EXACTLY what you want, assuming it’s within your price range. You have to really “feel it” with a house.

I feel like Mariah is Jane Every Woman but instead of it being embarrassing that she’s laying in bed drinking mimosas and eating a hot pocket at 2 pm on a Saturday, it’s fabulous. Like I would love to be her chillsistant where I do all the horrible bad things with her and we laugh when either of us says “we should do…

UGH I LOVE PREGS ANNE HATHAWAY’S DRESS SO DEEPLY. And her hair. And her makeup. Easily my fav party look of the night.