Ugh, I just got off the phone with my mom about this. She is in real estate, just showed a house *this morning* and has gotten 2 calls from the owner of the house, upset because she showed the house to a black family. The owner is allegedly worried about the neighbors being mad at them for selling to a black family.…

It reminds me of how real estate agencies have been and continue to be perpetrators of systemic racism.

i guess i mis-remembered the quote itself :)

Then what is that behind you? :O

100% would do the tour. go ahead, hate me. i’m like that chick from maycomb, georgia who wears the scrunchie in the episode with carrie and berger.

I get super snarky. I also happen to have been born in NYC, and still live here, along with pretty much my entire family, most of whom were also born here.

I don’t even have a kid to thank for my lopsided boobs. These are ALLLL genetics, baby.

One day the robots will wear our skins as ironic furs, and others will throw fake motor oil all over them in protest.

I didn’t listen so that the carpenter one can still get it.

I honestly think human babies are some of the least-cute mammal babies. Sometimes I feel like a robot when people are like, “Oh, aren’t you the cutest thing!” to a baby and I’m like, excuse me, have you literally never seen a puppy?

If it’s a romper, Lana Del Rey materializes to help you out.

I can barely go to the bathroom in a maxi dress in the handicapped stall at my work, beverage or no! Flower headdress magic.

They are not worth it. It’s so foreign that you are constantly wondering if you’re doing it the right way. Are you peeing through the tube, or are you pissing on yourself? No good way to tell, especially if you’re on drugs, which is often the (my) case.

I couldn’t imagine going to the bathroom in a romper under ideal circumstances, let alone in a Porta-Potty.

I’m willing to die never knowing the answer to those questions.

I will be wearing flannels, a bottle of wine and my couch.

One time, my friend’s brother’s cousin’s neighbor’s sister’s stepdaughter’s boyfriend was walking by a park wearing a baseball cap, and the next thing you know, he was captured, forced to play short stop for six months, and then won the World Series.

I am confused. Why would I force a person to play basketball with me if he/she was dressed like a basketball player? Does that happen? Forced basketballery?

10/10, would emoticon again

and the award for best use of an emoticon goes to.... ELLIE!