I like the “south Asian” accent descriptor the best. It’s ridiculously broad, yet somehow oddly specific.

It’s just bad that she didn’t learn her lesson in a less than lethal way. Because next time it will be an eyeball pecking.

Pat Sajak is kind of hilarious?

They keep on changing it. I’m an Xer, and back in the days of yore you were a Yer. My oldest kid was actually known as part of The E Generation (born 1997), as was anyone born in the mid 90's on. My middle and third were known as Millenium Babies (2000 & 2002).

A Wild Turkey gave me a mean hangover.

There’s no more hateful creature than a large bird. Peacocks sound like women screaming; geese will bite your toddler’s face, and wild turkeys will trap you in your vehicle because the smell of fear amuses them. I don’t think I even have to mention emus and ostriches, which are like winged donkeys plus talons and…

If it’s in a bowl then the broccoli I serve with it has to sit on top, touching the mac and cheese. (Or be buried like treasure underneath.). Now, nobody wants that, so on a plate it is.

But what of leftovers? Mr. Penguin loves his Thanksgiving in a bowl. His theory: Everything is better covered in gravy, so why chase it around? Load the bowl, cover it in the glory that is liquidified turkey (I make AWESOME gravy - thanks Mom for the proper training), top with a few Durkee onions and put that spoon to…

You’re out of control!

same.
my BF thinks its HILARIOUS that I like to eat pasta out of a giant bowl. That way it’s already ready to go back into the fridge for leftovers when I’m done (he doesn’t eat leftovers, he takes what he wants out of the serving bowl, I chow down on the rest, and what I don’t finish is mine for the next…

I was born in 1980 and Generation X wouldn’t have me so they made up Generation Y for awhile and then sometimes I just get left off the chart completely ... anyway children born in the 80s let us join together and form our own generation! Start the millennial crap at 1990 like Gamblor says.

“...without the potential of an NFL career to suppress his behavior, Holtzclaw seemingly became a completely different person.”

...niiiice.

How I live my life:

I’d go so far as to recommend BIG MUGS. You have the walls likes bowls to keep the food warmer for a longer period of time, with the bonus advantage of having a handle on the meal.

The only reason I can even think of is if it’s served as a side dish at a meal like Thanksgiving. If it’s the main course, a plate makes no sense.

Millennials start in 1982? Bullshit. If you remember Sparks you aren’t a millennial to me. Sincerely, Generation XYZ.

If I’m eating just mac n cheese, it goes in a bowl. (Or more typically, eaten straight from the pot.) But if it’s a side in a meal, it goes on a plate.

This is how I eat salad. If the salad is all the way at the top of the bowl, how the actual fuck am I supposed to get an even distribution of dressing? Gently toss that shit around while trying to keep all the pieces in my overflowing bowl? Fuck that, give me a mixing bowl so I can just sling everything around without…

I don’t know why my future children should get a better world than mine. Like eff them! What did those assholes ever do for me???