Also, I know everyone is an obnoxious foodie these days but “oat lavash”? It’s bread. I didn’t ask for its life story.

Well, in all honesty, who hasn’t accidentally blamed a black guy for their own crimes when drunk? That’s just a simple mistake anyone could make!

I’m probably (definitely) biased because I was a huge band geek and have been in love with Gael since my BFF introduced me to Y Tu Mama Tambien, but I haven’t been able to shut up about this show. It does seem to be almost a parody of itself with the over-the-top quirkyness of its characters, but that doesn’t make…

Mozart’s pilot features a young oboist going to a cool orchestra party (in her own apartment) where she plays a classical music version of spin the bottle and all of the guests are just so. fucking, psyched. that she’s playing Bach.

I had to google who that second one was and immediately regretted my decision.

Yes. If I’m at a front table at the Golden Globes I would be watching the winner as they moved toward the stage - while applauding. It’s called manners.

LOL the look on Jane Fonda’s face! wtf was all that bear bullcrap?

Yeah, so true. It’s like, a steady gig has those foundational elements that one needs, piece of mind, stability etc. .

Still, in my mind’s eye, in the background I always try to figure out/theorize how to manifest that AND like a bonus job/side project to get that effort to boost in compensation ratio as well.

True - should’ve said “many” or “some” instead of everyone as for squeaking by. Yet, the wide variance of weekly compensation (and lack of adequate base pay) can prove *quite stressful* for some.

In all it seems like a weird, shifting catchall industry where a lot shenanigans seem to surface.

I don’t know! It grosses me out to hear him say it.

I’m excited that I made it in a timely fashion! Phew.

It’s got the right sound. My son asked me, “mom is that sexual.” He doesn’t really understand the concept, because he’s nine. I asked why and he said it sounds it. That R&B sound is sexy.

I also married a Mr. Pussy because you gotta lock that shit down. (JK I married him for lots of reasons but that sure does not hurt)

His official statement is: “I’m sorry. I can’t. Don’t hate me.”

FUCK i thought it meant worship, as in “I worship this couple together.” Jesus I am SO FUCKING OLD and now I’M FURIOUS

Eh, I don’t know. I ship random-ass people all the time. As in “Oh man I hope those two bartenders have a secret romance that they hide from their coworkers, and they go into the back room and make out all the time! They would look so adorable together!”

This story makes me want to crawl into that giant pile of trash and cry while rubbing banana peels over myself and wearing a tuna can as a hat.

I’m also woke af and I am fully dressed but under the covers. Make sense of that!

I’m telling you, I’ve got the best of both worlds!”