I know small batch breweries are all the rage these days but this is taking it a bit too far.

"Don’t worry Rocco, as long as Daddy gives you everything you want every second you will be able to blame everything that’s wrong with you later in life on your mom"

Don’t worry, Rocco, just wait until you’re 24 and you can lie in bed on a Sunday morning, eating three different types of cake for breakfast and resenting the fucked up relationship with food you have as a result of your mother’s crazy diet restrictions. Or something.

* Eats of Strength

They better have some sort of eating challenge and call it The Feats of Strength.

“You see, US Weekly, when two rich bored teens feel their Instagram numbers slipping, they give each other a special hug.”

My cousin is actually an accupuncturist (does community as well as individual) so fairly well versed in the acupuncture “genre”. When I’ve resided in progressive urban areas, totally frequented community acu-clinics.

(Ah - totally understand the “places shall never venture again” thang.)

Yeah one drag about the acupuncture can definitely be the price.
(Sometimes larger towns have low-cost/sliding options for “community” acupuncture or clinics staffed by acupuncture interns.)
Free is the bestest work perk though.

acupuncture bureaucrat? nice.
it’s funny how different regions have just different commonalities.
and when in a “fish out of water” region for a bit, it’s like oh yeah, people still know about such stuff *elsewhere*.

Sounds miserable! I’ve tried doing that, taking sleep aids on a red-eye flight. Prescription sleep-aids. It made me wide awake and slightly paranoid and glad that I was in the window seat with Cindymoo next to me. I don’t get anxiety while flying or anything, but I’m definitely not trying that again. I think it’s just…

Thank you and that's such an amazing story.

Insomnia is the worst. ugh. Here’s to hoping for easy snoozing in 2016. :)
(Will probably sound kind of namaste-y, yet have you ever tried any of the yogi teas?)

Seriously, the food at Applebee’s is garbage, so you might as well just drink.

Oh wow. First time ever?
(Your husband is perhaps totally smiling then)

I am currently finishing some applications to go back to school in the fall to become a speech therapist! Come Monday I will be going to my old high school and community college to have my transcripts go out. I'm actually really excited to be going back.

Hey Jezzies, whatcha drinking this New Year’s Day? I’m too damn tired for alcohol, so it’s strawberry Fruit 2o. Sick as hell, have been up for way too many consecutive hours (other than a cat nap very early Thursday morning, I’ve basically been up since Wednesday evening) and I am still watching my Twilight Zone…

I plan to masturbate more. Circumstances really threw off my rhythm in the last half of 2015.

:) Sounds like you’re in one of the “enlightened states” (in more ways than one).

Heb’s cocina. Stay a while. Cry a while. Reflect on the fact that Heb’s campaign is the equivalent of putting all of your helado in the pantry and all of your cereal in the freezer and all of your dreams in the garbage compactor.

But were they this drunk?