Her soon-to-be stepdad was married to the Jenner boys’ mom. She was wife #2 or #3; Yolande was #4. So, no, not related. Yes, still kind of quesy. Given the circles she runs in though, it's only a matter of time before one if them dates a pseudo relative.

I’d prefer a bloodied sheet hanging out the window, thanks.

I’m not sure about the brainwashing, but I did go into a murderous rage when I lived in the sorority house, woke up hungover and some dumb bitch had put the Brita back in the fridge, empty. Now when that happens, the dumb bitch is me.

I also base my social awareness on reality shows. Like, have you ever noticed that every group of people contains exactly one gay guy? Weird.

So, here’s what your more nuanced explanation tells me:
A person whose job requires him to analyze pop culture did not do any research before passing judgment on a film/actress he knew nothing about. Said reaction was sexist and assholish. After realizing he was wrong, his back-handed apology only amplified his…

I’m super late on this, but when I was 4 or 5, I was presented with eggs benedict at a fancy breakfast. I did not want to eat them because they weren’t scrambled. So my dad told me that I used to eat them all the time “when you were younger”, and that I loooooved them. I gobbled them right up.

My ex once told me “How can you be angry about things I do with other people when you aren’t there?”

So this is more like a lie I made my sister believe, because I was the evil manipulative yarn-spinning older sister and she was my gullible cooperative sidekick, but:

Not me, but my best guy friend was dating a giant bitch for a long time an he was delusional and wouldn't see it. We all knew she was cheating on him but he wouldn't listen. He found a condom wrapper in her garbage can and she said she used it on her vibrator, and he called me to ask if that's a thing that girls…

katie looked 904820482039482039580369808q7090-284028745937459023940283759384 times more jackie.

Meh. I’ll just do some revenge photoshop while I stay in bed and eat cookies.

Just your typical tale of corporate rat burn out turned small business owner with a retail shop, online and wholesale business that ships worldwide :) I’m living my dream and absolutely love what I do. (And I’m not medicated for blood pressure anymore, yay!)

Shout out to all my fellow Jezzies who read “inexpensive Yankee candles” and thought about how you only get Yankee candles when they're on the clearance endcap at TJ Maxx.

Plenty of periods include embryonic tissue, as a very high percentage (30 to 50%) of fertilized eggs fail at the early implantation stage, and are flushed out with the normal period.

Breaking news from Ohio: A new law will require that any woman who has an abortion must hold a full age appropriate birthday party for the fetus every year until said fetus is 18 years old. Furthermore, said woman must include fetus in all holiday card photos and will take to Disney world at least twice in said…

I just HATE that the fearmongering is cutting off one of the best positive parts that can come out an abortion or miscarriage - the potential for some remains to go to science, to help other fetuses or humanity in general.

Monica does not wind up with Joey. MONICA DOES NOT WIND UP WITH JOEY.

I have been in a physically abusive relationship and I couldn’t imagine my mom doing anything worse than trying to go the police on my behalf. It would have alienated me and isolated me and maybe gotten me killed.

That’s kind of funny. But still probably doesn’t affect their daily existence as a family. Pretty much nobody in my family has the same last name anymore. Some didn’t change when they got married, some did. Some did then divorced and remarried and reverted and then there are step-people with other names. And we are…