Or a condiment packet you pick up at the sub shop. Shoppe.

Put some faces on the trees. For some reasons, the kids think the eyes are cameras. I don’t think I’ll tell them they’re not because they stopped egging our house when they think we can see them.

Well back in the day when you never knew if god was going to punish the world with another flood, you’d WANT the school to be on high ground. The children are our future!

amen to that.

snip-snip hooray

Ditto, except my husband sorta understands, but probably thinks I let it get to me too much. But really, it’s my fucking name.

Wow, 96% of American women still take their husband’s name?! I wonder if this is true of 2015 marriages, or is this a count of all married women including 90yos?

They all know she is a lesbian so none of them are threatened by her being physical with men.

I’m gonna watch the fuck out of this. #NoShame

Nothing wrong with a woman’s naked body. You know you can still see intelligence and personality when you see a naked female body. Women may take their clothes off, but they still manage to keep their brain. You realize the brain doesn’t fall off with the clothes, don’t you.

The problem is you can do well financially and still be mistreated due to the power imbalance between the execs and the people they have trapped in exploitative contracts.

Move over, “The Bible”, this is the new greatest story ever told.

Unfriend that fucker.

I wish every day was some other religion’s religious holiday(where I don’t have to work).

Starred for your description of an ideal holiday of any religion (schmear and not doing much).

I might let him know I’ll be in town in a few weeks.... :)

Right after my divorce was final, I traveled back home for Christmas. A few old friends found out that I was in town and wanted to meet up for dinner and drinks.

Home for the holidays in 2009. Have recently completed my first college hookup. Am feeling accomplished and worldly. Decide to actually go to “the channel” aka a creek 20 min away from our hometown where my classmates drank in high school while I read and googled Expedia fares.

One of the things they still have going for it is their petite sizing. It’s REALLY hard for my tiny 4’11” partner to find clothes that fit without extensive tailoring, and j-crew sweaters, jackets, etc. work really well in XXS petite. I never buy at full price because they’re obviously not worth it, but I hope they…

This kid is going to grow up to be Hakeem from Empire