i used to live with a girl who just kept the bad tv on as white noise and omg i knitted so much that year

lol i’m sorry!!!!! that is the worst. i’m bad i never watch tv when its happening (hello bachelor/every season of topchef) so i always know what’s going on at the end, but that sucks.

I volunteered at a con she was at once. She looked at us, decided we weren’t sparkly enough, and proceeded to sprinkle glitter on each of us. She just had a bag of glitter in her purse! “Now you guys are ready for showbiz!” she said.

Alex Trebek. We were going to town, sweaty and frantic and he kept yelling, “Who is....your daddy?” over and over again like they phrase it on Jeopardy. Suddenly he pulled out and I was standing naked in front of the studio audience, crying.

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I know we are all probably still traumatized by the Lindsey Lohan biopic, but I would watch the ever-loving hell out of Dallas Buyers Club 2: White Diamonds.

That song is timeless. And she was so beautiful in that video with her shaved head. It’s an iconic musical moment in modern history.

Ha! Now I can give this article to my mom, and she can give it to her coworkers who keep bugging her that I should freeze my eggs since I still have them after my hysterectomy and have them implanted in Cindymoo, despite the fact that my eggs are garbage and we don’t want kids! Keeps your nose out of my oves, ya bunch…

As someone who was abused by a prominent member of the BDSM community and deleted my social media accounts because I couldn’t handle seeing him praised as a “feminist”, I’m awed by Stoya’s bravery. I hope she gets all the support she deserves.

I’m with you.

Get. Out.

Good for a giggle:

STILL at my in-laws!!! They're holding us hostage. We wanted to leave today but we were up till 2am last night with them. They kept guilting us into hanging out and drinking more and whatever so we're all hung over and tired and I miss my house! It's been 8 days!!! Help meeeeeee!!

There was a teacher in another class who did the same damn thing. It drove me crazy. I saw a parent actually cry and say “I didn’t know you could draw like this”. In my head I was like “cause she didn’t...”

It may have been a guided art project. I did self portraits with my class of 5 year older where I’d have 4 of them at a table with mirrors. I’d ask them to start by drawing the shape of their head. Then to look in the mirror and draw one thing at a time while saying stuff like “what shape are your eyes?” “What about…

People who shoot dogs should be on some kind of list.

Whew, he was a lone wolf! We can rest assured knowing that no other like-minded white men will commit such heinous acts!

My grey isn’t coming in all sexy and silver, it’s salt and pepper all over the top of my head. I tried to let it go, but I just felt old and tired whenever I looked in the mirror. Back to bottled brown/violet for me!

Just got home from a 13 hour shift. May I present: Thanksgiving dinner for one, no pants required.

This story only starts out like a horror story. It was horrible for me at the time. My boyfriend and I were celebrating our first Thanksgiving together. It was also just a couple years since my Mom died, a loss which had blasted a huge hole in our family. We scattered after that and had Thanksgivings either alone or…