RE: Wilson

The best way to cook a turkey. You’re welcome.

I was determined not to Black Friday shop and I’ll be damned if my dryer didn’t almost burn down my house and force me into buying a new one. It was technically the Black Friday sale but I bought it last week and now I’ve been waiting 4 hours for it to be delivered. I just finished making cheesecake and a million…

Good Luck to you, thanks good good times, thanks for SLOT.

Going on a film’s grosses is an idiotic means to measure a film’s worth: The Hurt Locker earned only $15 million in total...and this was after the boost that winning an Oscar normally gives. By your money standards, Selma is more than three times a better film than The Hurt Locker. (Selma earned more without having…

I have an exes initials on me. I think of tattoos as marks of where we’ve been and how we’ve felt, it’s still one of my favorites.

Mariah just being honest about Madonna:

I understand you so well. :( And obviously you know this, but try to remember it and tell it to yourself over and over: You couldn’t be there because your life is 3000 miles away from her. And that’s because she is bad for you and you had the smarts and willpower to see that and get away from her. And I’m sure you…

i also think he’s gonna to win... obviously Mame looks the most high fashion and will totally get signed by someone and crush it anyway, and Lacey was the starting standout who fell off in the end just like Lenox last time when Will should totally have won and i’ll take a hard pass on Mikey’s noisyass libido

and a scripted uncoupling?

the show has brought me so much joy over my life and i can’t believe there’s only one episode left for tyra to say ‘only one of you will become americas next. top. model.’ (though i fell off for many of of the later seasons, only to return eagerly when i realized they cast straight boys so there would be sexytime…

Artist’s rendering:

Thank you.

Yes, she gives me $7,000 per post. It freaking rules.

This was an Unconscious Coupling.

For all the Small-Businesses-Can’t-Afford-Sick-Days-Employees-Aren’t-Really-Sick-Anyway-Why-Can’t-I-Have-More-Loyal-Employees-Anecdata-Is-Real-Data crowd:

My rage at the loss of Millihelen has started to mellow a bit, but hot DAMN! I’m still mad. As others have said, this was a welcoming, non-judgy little part of the Internet for Laydeeeez, full of insightful commenters bringing their own real world experience. I met Don’tBeSuchaBoobPunchTina, my fellow fortysomething…

I remember working in a place with a three strikes policy. It was food service. Half of the employees didn’t have health insurance and couldn’t afford to go to the doctor for something like a stomach virus, just to get a fucking doctor’s note, because god knows they weren’t going to pay money to fill prescriptions.

Question... does everyone get sick days AND vacation days or are they one in the same for you?