The thing I wonder about how Kohl’s is doing so well is their return policy. Their rule is anytime for any reason, with or without a receipt. My husband is a manager at one and people will return pillows that have obviously been slept on for years, shoes that are worn through, torn clothes etc and they take them all.…

I feel like going to a Katy perry concert might be fun! There's plenty of concerts to go to just for fun not because you're looking to watch some classical musical genius or something BUT I would rather see Britney Spears over Katy any day of the week for the rest of my life

I could come up with a business where I name horses from Crap My Family Have Left On My Desk.

DIBS ON SENSITIVE PRINCE, EVERYONE. Now I just need to buy a horse. Or a fancy donkey.

Whether or not they were involved before their divorces, it’s definitely not the sole reason those marriages ended. Gavin’s got a ton of rumors about both nannies and guys floating around, and there are some blind items pointing at Miranda too. At worst, it’s a case where everyone was cheating on each other.

Meh, I still don’t believe Gwen would date him. I’ll never believe it. Never. Not even if they get married. Nope.

Also in for that. Will make kettle corn for everyone.

10/10 would watch this.

He’s trying to wait but in the meantime he and titanic ghost Leo dicaprio are doing some pretty heavy experimenting together.

WTF? Devon Sawa is not married, what are you talking about? He turned back into a ghost and he’s waiting for me in heaven.

DAMNIT GWEN!

Throw it over your shoulder like a continental soldier!

The moral of the story is, don’t run a marathon.

Yay you guys sound like me. No regrets. Good time girl for life!

And I love that about him! how did you know?

I think you are fabulous. I hope you are as appreciated in real life as you are right here, right now. #mutualadmirationsociety

haha we are the same person I swear.

I married the only person I ever felt emotionally and sexually about at the same time. It seemed the only valid course of action. We have never had a threesome or anything together, but its not even boring, which is nice.

I like calling it "xmas" just to piss anyone off who might be listening.

Let’s be honest. It’s Christmas who has declared war on November. #IStandWithNovember