IMAGINE.

I did not wake up this morning thinking I would like Ariana Grande, yet here we are.

True, but I feel like the early 2000s trends won’t cycle around again like everything else has. Except Juicy Couture suits. I feel like the whole yoga pants epidemic will leave the door wide open for those to come back.

The denim. The shearling. The rebellious attitude. *fans self* *faints anyway*

I had been hoodwinked, bamboozled, conned, duped, flimflammed.

Oh yeah you're right! Probably the best way to go about it if you're trying to get away from something like that

This is last year but they have the same costumes. Once my husband gets up we will be Gomez and Morticia to hand out candy.

Blehh BLEEHHHH

I’m something. I don’t know. I feel like an idiot because I painted pow backwards but I was tired and painting in the mirror is hard. I was Miss Argentina last year and it was much more fun.

Proud owner of this giant bee.

YAY Costume thread! Thanks to my friend that let me use her baby as a prop.

I’m very sad because I can’t eat candy at all. But on the plus side, i’m home from the hospital for Halloween! And cancer-free! Yay!!!!

COSTUMES. I MUST SEE EVERYONE’S COSTUMES. OR YOUR BABY’S COSTUME. OR YOUR DOG’S.

OH MY GOD. HER 12-YEAR-OLD NEPHEW MIGHT DISCOVER A PENIS!!!! <insert gif of ship, already sailed>

Michelle just made it OK for every woman to wear casual athletic wear at public events in front of the cameras. Yeah!

I assume Michelle is the first FLOTUS to wear Chucks, right?

I saw a clip from that 20/20 interview and they mentioned that Tom wanted to learn salsa dancing so they sent Leah Remini to him. Who is Italian. I imagine the conversation went something like:

Only 1600s kids will get this x

Have you met you, Shia?

Oregon Trail, 2015 edition: “you have died of bubonic plague”