There were a few seconds where I thought the tattoo on his chest said “aww” and I wasn't sure how that fit into his brand/image.

They should learn to take a hint then.

I worked in a restaurant where I was continuously hit on by creepers and I wore one. When that wasn't enough, I'd tell them the lethal looking bartender was my betrothed and then give him the heads up to spend some time glaring at them.

Please tell me more about this taco party. Do people bring their favorite tacos made from their favorite recipes to share, like a taco potluck? Do people bring fixins and then make the tacos at the party venue? Do you hire someone to make tacos for you or is that seen as super declasse? Are there sides or just tacos?…

Sorta related. I actually started wearing a fake about three years ago. Partly, it was working in sales/hospitality, and not wanting people to interpret my friendliness as anything more than that.* But I did notice the way I was treated changed — particularly by people who were older than I was. I got “sweetie”d and…

If I had to imagine what a cursed purse would look like, this would 100% be it.

Oh interesting. And him being married to a woman doesn't mean anything, you're right. I'm the same with the vast majority of my exs. Never talked to them again and don't really mind it

You know take this with a grain of salt but before my brother came out of the closet he said he MIGHT have sex with Trent reznor from NIN.

Near kids? This guy shouldn’t even be working, period. Unless it’s cleaning toilets inside a prison, because he’s on work duty. As a prisoner. This is the most vile thing I’ve seen in a while.

Oh my god this seems like reallllllllllyy homo erotic. What is with teen boys and doing shit like that

Did anyone else have stupid guy friends that would “brain” people? It was like they’d wait for someone to look away and when they did they’d unzip their pants and arrange their balls so they were hanging outside the zipper and then they’d just wait for someone to notice.

If I wanted to see the world through the eyes of a giant ballsack, I’d stick a Go-pro somewhere underneath Donald Trump’s toupee.

Taking bets on Amber Heard/Johnny Depp divorce countdown.

BARF.

Today, I have learned that constipated = sexy. And that I need to eat more cheese.

It’s almost like one is a fictional universe with a story and one is real life.

People always try to say “you’ll change your mind when you’re older.” My husband and I made the decision to make it a permanent decision when I was only 21. I’m 28 now, almost 29, and I’m more sure than I ever was now that I have 3 nephews. I literally feel sick even think about it. No thank you ever. Never. Ever.

I blame my grandpa too - also a sailor !