Boo to Sandler & Andy Samberg.

I also have to post this picture because it still makes me laugh. When she was recovering from cancer surgery, my girl cat hated wearing the vet collar, so the vet said we could take it off if we found another way to cover the stitches....

We don’t have skunks here (UK) so literally all my knowledge of them comes from Pepe Le Pew.

WHAT A CUTE PUPPY OF MY GOD!!!

They were my childhood cats, on top of everything else, and they were siblings so it was hard when we lost my girl cat (top pic) because her brother never really got over it. But they lived to ripe old ages (14 and 16) and they were just the sweetest and most loving cats you could wish for. Now I’m really pet-broody…

Your dog is adorable! This asshole is my mama’s dog. He is a jerk, but so cute.

FULL DISCLOSURE: These are no longer my cats, they both passed away over the last couple of years *but* a) I wanted to join in, b) I miss them a lot, c) I’m not allowed any new pets so these will be my only pet pics for the foreseeable future, and d) look at their smooshy little faces.

Thank you! I hope you settle in to your new job and have a lovely time <3

Name of my memoir.

That make sense. Sometimes I really crave meat, too.

Job hunting sucks.

You win, I quit lol. Not topping that one.

This is true. Although he had some good moments on SNL. The Hanukkah Song was pretty good.

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I have a job interview this Tuesday, for a job actually in my field!! I’m so excited and not at all nervous which I hope means I’ll kick its ass.

Probably all of the above. He just sucks.

Hello all! I think i may have gone a little overboard on the hair dye yesterday! It turned out a little darker than I prefer but I think I’m gonna throw a little more pink in to make it look not so seaweedy? What do you think?

I ran my fourth half marathon of the year today, and I am tired! I did get my fastest time for the year, but not my fastest time ever. My husband and I were running together and I panicked and slowed down a lot when he clutched the left side of his chest, but it was just nipple chaffing, not a heart attack thank glob.

We used to have a family joke that we would open a restaurant called “Travolta’s” where all the waiters would be dressed like John Travolta characers and the only thing that we would serve were cheeseburgers, fries and a $5 shake.