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I will report back. :)

I never thought I’d see the day when getaway drivers are being underbid by Uber. When is the state legislature going to do something about this?

President Obama would be very good at Kinja, probably.

God I’m going to miss Obama 2.0.

it needs to be easier to get these fucking scum suckers off the bench. they do not deserve to be treated like demigods.

Ah Republicans. When they actually appoint a woman for something they scour the earth to find the most evil, misogynistic ones possible.

Domestic violence charges should be brought by the state so that a woman like this one doesn’t have to be put in the position of pressing charges or not pressing charges.

Except you’re not really “guilty” of any of these, because none of these are actually wrong.

Right? White lies and keeping our opinions to ourselves sometimes are the social grease keeping us moving along and not doing anything terrible to the people around us.

To me, being fake - as opposed to being a multifaceted person who acts differently in different situations - means being a liar and hypocrite. And very few of us tell the truth and live up to our ideals all the time, so we’re all at least a little fake.

what about them? they’re assholes.

I love any costume that allows me to walk around drinking wine all night. 10/10

10/10 trolling

That’s a great outfit! I love the wig. Sadly, that’s exactly what my hair is looking like these days. I should probably be Cruella DeVille myself this Halloween. Sigh.

I only understand all these things because I aquried a lot of teenage tumblr followers due to fandom before they realized I was 31. Then they proceeded to talk and PM about stuff and problems in their life because I was a cool adult. All of a sudden I felt like a den mother and I had to be there for these girls and…

Not even close. Habit Burger is 10 times better.

i GENUINELY did not know you could get arrested for public intox in Austin

If being extremely drunk and high is performance art, then I have saturated the market. Hell, I’m engaged in performance art right now, watching season 7 of Frasier. Also, I'm a lousy fucking artist.

Your name is stupid to someone else, somewhere.