Oh man, I was just telling this story on another website this week ironically enough.

I have severe arachnophobia, which comes from living in Japan and those giant banana spiders. But cut to middle school in central Florida.

One night I was cleaning out the garage and I saw this spider with a gigantic butt, naturally i freaked out and backed into a corner. I started throwing things at it. I finally…

I think I’m going to have to bow out of even reading the forthcoming stories. Have fun y’all~

Awesome! Have a great time. :D

Ok. So fuck all the people who are going to say, “But we dont really know what happened! They could have actually been harassing the other guests! Let’s not pass judgement because we were really there...”

I already decided a long time ago that known shitheads, blood relations or no, aren’t coming to my wedding. Nope.

YES. Mother, May I Sleep With Danger? is fabulous, but I do think that Death of a Cheerleader is my favorite. I mean, it has Rhoda.

That was my favorite part too. I frequently get annoyed at couples blocking the sidewalk with their engagement photo sessions in my tourist town. I’m just trying to get home to my cat and pizza for one, outta my way losers!

First of all, this woman doesn’t understand her own damn religion, because by their own standards, the Pope is going straight to hell for being and idolater, so.

Hey, guess what? You have no idea! “Not busy” can mean “You don’t make any fucking money! Have fun eating Ramen!” It doesn’t mean you only make a meer $15 per hour.

I know several people who did bone Jamie Walters. I went to school with him for a while and I have to say, she’d be in good company. His gfs and f-buddies that I knew were all very cool and he was actually a really nice guy (we crossed paths but weren’t friend-friends).

My guess on what really went down:

My grandpa was sawing wood in the yard and he ended up cutting off part of it and then he couldn’t find the piece he cut off in the grass so they couldn’t re-attach it. My mom found it and picked it up by the nail and showed her neighbors.

Oh my god. THE BEST

I am completely skeptical about that part. (I don’t believe her lying eyes.)

I could never get over her college commercial she made.

What type of psychologist does that?! Holy shit.

Didn’t she also Jaime Waters who played Ray, the guy who kept beating her up?

I don’t care, I’ll shout it from the mountaintops...

Yeah. But we’re talking co-stars here, not characters. Jennie Garth would never. Doherty was a bad bitch who gargled tequila and smoked a pack of cigarettes in between takes. She would totally have drunken sloppy sex with Tori Spelling and then use it as leverage in contract negotiations with Aaron Spelling.