My parents live on opposite coasts, so I started flying alone about age 6. Back then, my parents could drop me off/pick me up at the gate still. I actually did get stranded once overnight at an airport, but I was 13 so I was a little scared and embarrassed, but it wasn’t a big deal.

My first and last name also fit into Hakuna Matata and now this is my theme song. I appreciate you.

I think “a lot of ass” was the theme of last night’s show!

Wait it’s not Brett Favre that’s the rapist is it? American football obvs isn’t my area of expertise. Silly woman I am!

Before the Olympics started, I was talking about how much Solo has spoiled the US team for me, and the guy I was talking to brought up Brett Favre. And I’m like, guess what?? He’s a horrible person and I would fire him, too!

Seriously. Anyone that follows womens soccer knew this was a long time coming. Who cares if men get away with the same shit. I don’t support asshole male athletes either.

I’ve been playing video poker while my uterus tries to kill me!

The best kind!

I was recovering from a nap, but recovery from an actual accomplishment is a great time for bed burritos too! :)

I wasn’t really into “Bridesmaids” but I am quite fond of the movie “Bachelorette” with Kirsten Dunst, Lizzy Caplan, Rebel Wilson, and Isla Fisher. ::Kanye shrug::

I just ate a burrito in bed so I feel ya.

SAMESIES

The Ring is the scary movie that made me stop watching scary movies. But I still crush hard on Naomi Watts.

My public high school in Georgia had a VERY Southern Baptist principal. Teachers weren’t allowed to hang Halloween decorations, we had religious assemblies that we were punished if we didn’t attend, we couldn’t wear shorts or tank tops, etc.

My husband and I just bought in the Bay Area (so effing pricey) with an FHA loan and you can put as low as 3% down. We got our down payment from an inheritance otherwise no way we would ever be able to buy. We are in our early 30s and most people I know my age that own either got the money from their parents or an…

I asked my husband this afternoon if he wanted to do it and he laughed at me. And then we did it.

I just had to scroll back up to see what you could possibly mean 😨

I went to not one, not two, but THERE colleges in the south. I live in California now bc it’s the furthest away I could get.

I mean....she’s always been a fashion victim. That she has a style blog blows my mind. She is the epitome of trying too hard for sure.

Lindy calling the kid in Love Actually a cock-blocktopus remains one of the funniest things I’ve ever read.