I had my first allergic reaction to fruit (mango) when I was 25. 33 now and the list of what I can’t eat just keeps getting longer :(

I’m allergic to strawberries, mangoes, oranges, grapes, and other rando fruits. I eat them anyway sometimes bc I obviously hate myself but love delicious fruit.

Omg the CW website is truly horrible. I totally watched The O.C. on it like 5 years ago. Also, Gilmore Girls.

The possible match-up of Ordering In vs Sleeping with your Coworkers is going to lead to an existential crisis.

I made it all the way to Season 9 before I saw something so offensive I had to make a comment right away:

I can’t believe I’m about to say this...she obviously didn’t take it seriously. She was the only one who didn’t film some sort of cute scene to be included in the opening credits, which leads me to believe she was there rolling her eyes for the past few weeks. Because she sure as shit didn’t have prior work…

I agree. I’ve always liked her vibe. Also, I really liked the Carrie remake. ::Dodges thrown tomatoes:: ::Tap dances offstage::

I haven’t seen any of those! I suspect the wardrobe department intervenes.

Seriously unflattering

Here’s the thing I have about Katie: the lifestyle blog. Oh, the lifestyle blog! Were there really people out there who wanted style tips from Katie?! I haven’t seen a single hairstyle on her head that I would walk down the street with. And her clothes ain’t that great either.

Oh, I totally made way more money in bars than I have yet in offices. But, yes, it is super hard on your body, physically and also lifestyle-wise. One downside of switching industries, besides waking up at an ungodly hour, is that I’ve been steadily gaining weight, bartending a busy night was a good 6 hours of cardio!

This is one reason I bartended into my 30's. Switching to office work has been...difficult.

Thank you for this! My husband and I are putting in our first offer on our potential first home tomorrow, and I literally had to pull the car over to throw up once we decided to go for it. Charming! We just switched realtors and I felt so guilty, but the new one taught us more in 2 hours today than the other one did…

I must agree with you, because watching that video I was like “whaaaaat?” to her wearing a jean jacket. 2012 seems so far away now.

I have a friend who’s parents bought the house next door to theirs specifically because they didn’t want black people to move in. I hate people.

My husband and I just got pre-approved for a home loan (yay!). The lender pretty much ignored me (mexican woman) the entire meeting and only spoke to my husband (white dude). Then, we went to view a house and he asked why the neighborhood was “undesirable.” I was like, duh bc brown people live here. And the real…

Maycomb is actually a much cuter name

This is 100% snark-free:

I actually am first generation on my dad’s side, but for people that want to beat around the bush with those types of questions...I troll them using my mom’s lineage, her dad’s side goes back to covered wagons in America and her mother was from France. But why do I look so EXOTIC??!

I saw one (very beautiful) girl sit on the nasty ground in her white romper, and she looked fresh as a GD daisy when she got up. I, on the other hand, ruined every piece of clothing I wore that weekend.