Add heels to the maxi dress and I don’t know how they make it all day, let alone what kind of voodoo they are doing in the porta-potty.

I wondered if those funnel things were worth it! I would probably make a mess even more than when I'm drunkenly hovering.

As someone who went to Coachella a couple years ago (it was free), I still wonder how girls used the porta-potties in their super-stylized outfits. Did they take their white romper off completely and hold it over their heads? Did they gather their maxi dress and rig it up to their purse that’s hanging from the door?…

My husband and I are looking to move right now, and so many rentals here don’t allow pets. We are seriously considering buying because of it. If we can’talk afford to buy, well we’re staying in this one bedroom shoebox that was supposed to be temporary. I can’t imagine dumping our dog for a fucking apartment. Who does…

I was at a winery recently that has various birds roaming around the grounds. A (very drunk) woman went up to a turkey that was somehow sitting on top of a wooden fence at about chest height, and was actively trying to get this 40 lb turkey to jump off the fence and perch on her arm like gd Tweety Bird. Everyone in…

This was a legit hilarious tweet and I am one of those people that loves food pictures. It makes fun of me and I’m jealous I didn’t think of it first.

You actually just gave me a new idea of veg to put in my mac and cheese. NOW IT’S HEALTH FOOD!

There is such a huge difference!! My little brother was born in 1997. He doesn’t remember dial-up, he had a cell phone when he was 10, HE DIDN’T KNOW WHO OUTKAST WAS UNTIL 2 YEARS AGO!

I applaud Mr. Penguin! I’m Mexican and have basically been making “burrito bowls” my whole life. Throw all that shiz in a bowl and mix it up, baby!

There are so many benefits! I originally started because I didn’t want to have to wash extra bowls. Then I realized I should have been doing it all along. A real A-Ha! moment!

I’m truly living on the edge 😎

1982 baby here. I was Gen Y growing up, and now they want to call me a Millennial?? Nah, bro. Take that generational label back from whence it came.

YOU CAN EAT ANYWHERE WITH NO SPILLS

Ah, a handle is a bonus I hadn’t thought of! I have a ratty old pot holder that I use to hold my bowls. It’s seen better days.

Thanksgiving definitely gets a pass. It’s a day to put ALL THE FOOD on one plate squished together in an unholy mess.

I do it with salad, too! It’s just...not as often.

The first time I saw my husband put a sandwich on a plate.

What kind of monster would put mac and cheese on a plate?? Bowls are the clear winner.

I was actually just there on Valentine’s Day, and I’m going to say he was in the exact same position. And the female in the neighboring tank was also squished in a corner :( I’m so glad to hear they get to go be free.

I love love love Outkast, but I imagine being in a room with Andre 3000 AND Kanye would be way too much “eccentric” for me.