Ughhhh the “Where are you from?” loaded question. I’m first generation Mexican on my dad’s side and I put them through the ringer:

When I started randomly singing “Cool Rider” and my then-boyfriend/now-husband started singing along, I knew it was meant to be.

Please come sit by me and tell me all your movie theories.

I feel bad that I chuckled at her pooping on the table. Poor girl :(

That’s insane. I guess I actually paid closer to 500 because they required bloodwork first, I guess to make sure he could be put under bc of his age? And that was 180. But 1200 just for cleaning?? Yikes.

Boo. I’m in the Bay Area where everything is expensive but I guess for the cleaning they didn’t put him all the way under? It was about 300. Who knows, I’m not looking forward to the estimate.

“Birthing videos on YouTube” just made me throw my phone across the room.

Egads, I just had my dog’s teeth cleaned last week and it was $300 and I was all like DAMN! Now apparently he needs 5 teeth pulled and a canine tooth sealed, not looking forward to what that’s gonna cost, the words “payment plan” were used.

I just had my dog’s teeth cleaned, and the vet told us he needs like 5 removed :/ He hasn’t gotten back to us with the estimate yet.

I let out a single “HA!” so loud when I read the headline that my dog jumped.

Yes! She was like a petulant child, rolling her eyes at everyone. I assume that the show reached out to people to be interviewed. To ask someone to come share their work/ideas/beliefs and then just shut them out the entire time? Very juvenile. She was completely unengaged. There were some interesting themes that came…

OMG she was such an asshole to the Regular Joes. And not in the Daily Show type of way where they let people make themselves look bad, she was pretty much telling them they were all dumb.

I can’t explain why, but I watched the entire marriage one. Dear God did it make her look like an asshole. I understand being snarky and telling jokes about celebrities on her late night show, but she was basically calling everyone she interviewed stupid to their face. I mean, the matchmakers she spoke with were…

How rude!

Hello, fellow Rebecca! Except I go by Rebecca, and everyone gives me a weird Joker look like “why so serious?” and proceeds to call me whatever iteration of Rebecca they prefer.

But I mean like.....

Omg I was so confused and you have brought me to the light

Oh Gwen Stefani! She was also a huge part of my high school/college overplucking. Alas, I’m pretty hairy, which is great for growing big ol' Cara Delevinge eyebrows, but not so great for the rest of my face.

My husband is in the music industry and plenty of the artists use social media/tinder to meet people when they are in different cities every day. Some of them are creepy, some of them are...less creepy? Celebrity groupies aren’t exactly new, the pick-up methods are though. It’s a brave new world out there :/

All good choices! When I worked fine dining, I used to go out more because we would all hook each other up. One particular meal at Martini House really stands out for me as an amazing experience, they REALLY took care of me and my guest. And I really hope the noodle place makes it, every time I go there I wonder how…