I really liked getting acupuncture but I can’t afford it if I’m not working there. And Chinese herbs for allergies have worked better for me than any other medicine. Also something I used to be able to get for free :/

I actually managed an acupuncture clinic for a year and a half, so I have tried all kinds of namaste-y stuff. Mostly it just makes me gassy haha

I took the red eye out to Atlanta and I didn’t sleep at all, either. I even took sleep aids! And spent 40 dollars to change to a window seat! It’s impossible.

Congratulations! I office manage a speech therapy clinic and it’s so cool to see the kids making progress. One mother started to cry thanking the therapist for helping her daughter. Very fufilling work.

I’m sipping on some margaritas tonight. Tried to spend some gift cards today, but all that looked appealing were sweatpants and I decided I probably wasn’t in the shopping mood! So, Applebee’s gift cards got spent on happy hour, because what else am I supposed to do with multiple Applebee’s gift cards??

Well, first time trying edibles. I’m a drinker, he’s a smoker. I had enough weed freak outs in college to keep me away from it for the most part. But nothing has helped my insomnia, so supposedly this stuff doesn’t make me “high” or whatever. I have no clue but I’m willing to try if it will help me sleep. That is, if…

Yep! Although is the first time I’m really partaking. My husband has a medical card and I finally gave in.

I just got some edibles that are supposed to help me sleep and I’m going hard in the paint this 4 day weekend.

Blake and Ryan FOR SURE

I’ve hit the age (33) that the majority of posts I see from friends are about staying home or not making it to midnight. Granted, they all have kids, I stay in bed with pizza because I choose to :)

My husband works events so he’s off in San Francisco right now, giving me an excuse to stay in bed and order pizza! I bartended for 12 years and the only way to get me out on NYE is to pay me, but my husband actually I dunno, likes being social. Now I just have the task of picking what to binge-watch. Or moving this…

Didn’t she have to move across the country to get away from an abusive boyfriend? Or something similar?

Me reading their “reasons”

My dad was 45 and remarried when he had my little brother. I was 15. If we all went out as a family, people thought I was the mom and my dad was the grandfather. Lots of dirty looks.

I love the name Jane! I throw all my support behind your campaign.

Ew no. I have a brother from my mom and dad, a half sister from my mom’s first marriage, and a half brother from my dad’s second marriage. So, while I don’t have any half-half’s (?) I can imagine if my brother dated my half-brother’s (theoretical) half-sister and...nope.

I think she’s related to the Jenner brothers? Wait, the man her mom is divorcing right now was once married to the Jenner brother’s mom. Her stepsisters are the Jenners’ stepsisters? How many degrees of Kevin Bacon does it take before it’s not weird? So many question marks.

I saw a used condom in an ex’s trash and he told me he used it to masturbate. Did I believe this? Absolutely not. But I was cheating on him, too, so I let him have that one. And yes, this was the stupidest relationship I was ever in.

I never wanted to change my name, but I half-heartedly offered that I would if he did, too. He said he would, and then we were both lazy and it didn’t matter enough to either of us to go through all that paperwork. Voila! Political statement!

This is the only place o feel safe to vent, too! It’s really the laziness that gets to me. Is it that hard to write two names? And I’m pretty sure some of these people sent me birthday cards 2 months ago addressed to the correct name.