TIS THE SEASON! For all my family members to send Xmas cards addressed to a name that is not my actual IRL name. Why just this holiday? They all know I didn’t change my name when I got married. I mean, we’re Facebook friends and I didn’t change it on there! How much more official does it get?! All I can guess is that…

As someone who bartended at a number of EDM shows, the kids these days are definitely still drinking OJ. I didn’t know this was a thing until I started working at music venues. Educational!

I get stuck at these places too because they carry petite sizes in-store. Shopping for pants online will just never happen for all 5 feet 0 inches of me. Anywhere that has Petite Short sizes will have me as a customer for life. But only shit that’s on sale and hopefully with a coupon too.

Ohhh, is this about the rumors that Gwyneth stole the Shakespeare in Love script from Winona’s house? Because I love that story and all it’s implications.

....I wore that shade of pink poofy skirt to my prom in 1999. It’s pretty much the only pink thing I’ve ever worn in my life.

Ugh I fall asleep with it on sometimes and then I’m dreaming about Kylie Jenner and Tyra Banks

I watch most stuff on Hulu and text with a friend about it haha. We recently got majorly sucked in to Vanderpump Rules. It was...tragic.

Someone posted on Facebook who won and I’m overly angry about it? I’ve been waiting for that finale!

As an adult woman who is all of 5 feet tall, :(

This song came on the radio on Thanksgiving on the way to my dad’s house and I said the exact same thing to my husband. That video, and her in it, are so beautiful.

Good on you. Flying the white flag can be the hardest part sometimes. IF I travel across the country to see family this year, I’m scheduling approx 1 overnight with my mother.

You have my sympathies!! 3 days is where I max out at my in-laws. Honestly, I don’t even want to stay at my own mother’s place for 3 days. But at least she always has wine, the in-laws (dun dun dunnnnn) don’t drink!

I went on vacation with my extended family when I was younger and we stayed at a resort that has activities to sign up for. My cousins and I did one where you paint/glaze/don’t know the correct term little clay figurines. The people leading the activity totally cleaned them up and added outlines and shading details…

Mine aren’t coming in very sexy either. The bonus for my hair is that I found out before my wedding that my greys don’t hold color! I don’t have the discipline to keep up on dyeing, but now I have an excuse to not even try. Bring it on, randomly placed greys!

Chunks of turkey on buttered bread is what my mom made for me too! I have a fondness for that weird little sandwich.

It’s actually nice that you got to take advantage of a sale for such a big purchase! I have a washer and dryer I love, but they have been in storage for almost 2 years now. I miss them! I’m not cooking anything this year. It’s my job to pick up baguettes on my way to my dad’s house tomorrow. Probably safer because I’m…

I totally find mine to be like passport stamps. Are they deep and meaningful? Sometimes, depending on my mood. But I don’t regret any.

I feel bad saying that I wasn’t around while my mother was having breast cancer treatments. I live 3k miles away

Believe me I know it is her problem :(

I think lacey should win. Even with her same face all the time. Its a gorgeous face. Mike needs to go away and will get a deal anyway. Nyal is gorgeous and all the women with money wanted him all season