Bartended for 12 years. One sick day and you are in major trouble. Two in a row? Written off the schedule for at least the next week. Three?!? How dare you, FIRED. I only ever got to provide a doctor’s note once, and it was beautiful because that shitty manager really thought he was gonna nail me with 3 days out sick.…

I managed an acupuncture clinic (I know) for a while, and we definitely had a guy come in 3 days after his first treatment complaining about side effects. It was unmistakably a heart attack he was describing. He said he had no time to go to the hospital (which was literally next door) because his son was getting…

Everyone?! I’ve never gotten either. Well, once when I worked at Starbucks when I was 18 in the early Aughts. I’m 33 and didn’t know what PTO meant until last year. And I had quit the service industry by that point, too!

Ivery watched the last two boys/girls seasons. Do you think a dude will win?? I mean, Nyal....

I love you so much rn

My OWN MOTHER told me I wasn’t actually being followed around a store because I’m brown. She’s asked me what kind of bag I was carrying :/

You would leave dinner with my family bloated af. We mix our beans and rice and then scoop them up with tortillas. It’s delicious.

I just had flashbacks to living in suburban Atlanta! They certainly burn that catchphrase into your head.

I live in California, and if I’m going to get shitty burritos, I’m going to Taco Bell so I can never leave my car and take them home to eat in shame. Just like my McDonald’s breakfast biscuits.

I have a friend that was interviewing for a county job and she disclosed she had smoked weed and they got out of her who with I guess. They tracked down her ex bf who happened to have moved to Mexico and interrogated him about being a drug smuggler. Wtf?!!

I’ve always thought she was a horrible interviewer. Name dropping, interrupting, a damn mess.

You are definitely doing it right. I am first generation Mexican on my dad’s side but grew up with my white mom. Needless to say she didn’t know how to deal with my “ethnic-ness” She never could figure out what to do with my hair, which is probably why I still mainly wear it in a bun. She also still refuses to believe…

Ugh my mom called me a “little piggy” for getting seconds once when I was home from college. I was under 100 pounds at 5 feet tall, already halfway to a full blown eating disorder. Thanks Ma! She still makes comments if I ever post on Facebook about eating anything that tastes remotely good.

A documentary(?) About Paris Hinton showed her getting her makeup done while sleeping. So I guess even the wildest dreams can come true.

Apollo 13 for me. I have zero interest in realistic space movies. Aliens plz.

I’ve heard those rotating brush stylers work well! One question: does it ever cause a huge knot? That’s what I would worry about with my also limited skills.

I am #teamtopknot for life. It just takes so long for it to dry naturally. Like almost a whole day :(

Wtf. No thanks on that stuff.

Ugh I know I shouldn’t straighten my hair so much :/ I actually have really healthy hair because I hardly ever used heat on it. Like I’m the queen of going out with wet hair. I just feel like I should be more polished at this new job and I have coarse curly hair. Plus straight hair looks good the whole week, whereas…

SO CUTE! My dog hates wet ground. He’s “held it in” for days to avoid going on wet grass. We of course still take him out, but he just stands there with one paw up looking at us pathetically.