That sucks about losing length you wanted. It was damaged by shampoo?? That’s not even something I knew I needed to worry about! I used to only shampoo a couple times a month (I just used conditioner) but I’ve been straightening my hair from a new job and now I’m washing with shampoo twice a week :/ I’m not sure yet…

If you are sleeping/cuddling with this dude then really GO FOR IT! When he cuddles you just turn around so you are facing him and I would think a kiss would be inevitable. My now-husband and I flirted shamelessly during our previous relationships, so I’m not one to condemn emotional cheating, but it is definitely a…

PUPPY! She is adorable. I wish my pup liked clothes. He just rolls all around trying to get them off. Not cute!

I LOVE discount shopping. Sometimes I am more excited about the deal I got than I am about the actual item. Your haul sounds amazing! And a fluff ball to cuddle with! You are truly #blessed.

Omg I love you

My upper lip is the only part of my face that it doesn’t hurt to wax! Probably bc I’ve been Nair-ing/plucking/messing with it for decades. A lawnmower wouldn’t hurt it at this point.

I’m on my 5th week at a new job now, and I finally am starting to not let it make me a wreck every day. I felt like I took a handful of xanax today. It was beautiful. I’m sure next week my perfectionist self will be stressing about every little thing, but for now, this weekend, I give zero fucks.

My worst fear realized! Going in to be judged and having the person in power get off on making you feel like shit! So happy you ended up plus a better job and minus a worse husband.

I just watched Inside Out and cried multiple times. Luckily it was only in front of my sleeping husband. Shoulda know, Pixar, shoulda known.

33 and still mispronounce “nostalgia”

I remember in elementary school having “silent reading” time and other kids would go to the teacher to ask how to pronounce a character name. In my mind I was all, Who cares?!? We’re reading to ourselves!!!

I get my whole face waxed, not for makeup reasons, but that’s an added bonus. And you are SO right on about the power brows. Every waxer I’ve been to in the last couple years is IN LOVE with my big ‘uns.

I was so happy to see all that stuff too! I, however, get my whole damn face waxed. It’s not pleasant. The neck hairs remain in place.

When I was in middle school some guy said that he gave me (haver of lady parts) a blow job. Neither of us knew what this meant obviously.

I like to think I look like Lady Gaga in my robe right now. But really I look like I drank too much vodka last night and need some waffles.

I LOVE HER

So dumb. No Doubt was my favorite band for like a decade. But imagining Gwen and Gavin’’s conversations.....not pretty. Well, very pretty but not much else.

He literally didn’t answer her. He really looked confused to be asked questions and not just signing shit.

I “met” him at a signing tent at a festival in the 90s. He was beautiful. My friend asked to touch his hair and if he was dating Gwen. He looked confused and continued to be beautiful. My husband smoked weed with him at a fest in Germany. Still pretty, still stupid.