They had a hit that I vaguely remember being about wet dreams?

Oh god I dealt with this too where I bartended. Those fans were insane. Camped out, sprinted to their spots when doors opened and didn’t move for hours. Fucking sucked to be a bartender ha. None of them were going to lose their spot to go to the bathroom, let alone the bar. Then I got tackled walking to my car bc the…

When I was a teenager I thought going to an all female school wold be THE WORST. So many thing’s I wish I knew then

Oh Lord the return policy. I worked in the customer service department for a little while. After the holiday season was the worst. Dresses that reeked of smoke and had obviously been worn to parties. Also, the people that tried to return things that weren’t even from Kohl’s but they had put a Kohl’s price tag on them.…

When her divorce news came out I was all, PLZ NOT JOHN MAYER!

Good time girls unite! If someone tries to slut-shame me, I’m just like, yo that shit was fun.

What a lucky third it would be! And omg I love this Barack.

You are so sweet! And badass! #lovefest

PREACH. I don’t look back on anything with shame. Young, cute, and sex-positive. What a charmed life.

I also only use “Xmas” on all social media. Suck it, Chic-Fil-A people!

It’seems so nice, isn’the it?! My husband knows all about my past exploits (which include a few of his friends, oops, we ran in the same circles in college) and has no judgment. Had to lock that down.

My little brother is 18, and seeing him with his little girlfriend and their fights gives me permanent ::eye roll:: I know I was once a young grasshopper too, but SHUT UP, kids.

I also used to have zero emotional attachment sex. There was a fair share of hurt feelings along the way. And a whole lot of fun. Young and cute can be a dangerous combo.

This is the reason I’ve only ever done it with guys I’ve casually dated. Although, it has been my serious SO’s (past and present) that were the jealous ones.

Seriously. People can really suck.

I can totally imagine that. Fight. Break up. Buy extravagant gift. Call the paps. Repeat.

Wtf. This is your friend??

Ah, he mainly does it when strangers say the offensive stuff. Which was pretty often when he was driving for Uber as an in-between gigs job. He does call out his friends now, though. Almost lost a 15 year friend over use of homophobic slurs.

Oh god, I just bought some Juicy Couture boots at Kohl’s and I was trying to hide the box while I carried it around the store. The shame!

My husband just usually does the thing where he acts like he doesn’t get the joke or statement or whatever. Kind of makes them explain it so they feel like a dick.